Carl azuz x Sanjay Gupta real otp (Carl azuz is daddy af)

woah !! ankfher part !!

*carls pov*

"snjAAASAAAY@ I yelled

"What carlVl@ he responded

"We are ALLNE on an ISLAND" I said "WHATEVER SHALL WE DO"

"I don't iniwC perhaps we should-" Sanjay was interrupted

"It's everyday bro"

"the fuck@ Sanjay said "well as I was saying-"

"with that Disney channel flow"

"WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM" I complained

"I don't know" Sanjay said

"WNGLAND"

"what" I said briefly, "it's coming from eng-"

"Is my city"

"Jesus christ, what the he'll is going o!l Sanjay complained

"ITS EVERYDAY BRO"

"Sanjay, I think we need to leave..." i said "we gotta go back to Ohio it isn't safe here"

"Why. It?" Sanjay asked

"Sanjay. There's strange people here.  And they're stupid" I told

"Shit u right" Sanjay agreed " an this is like when we used to just sit around getting high all the time. Good times man good time/"

"Yeah. I wonder how snoop is going tbh but also i don't care" I reminisced. "And shreck too man like,, duck shreck "

"I already did" Sanjay said

"Babyyyy don't bring that up :(( it makes me sad that you had to go through that" Carl protec

"But what about what I had to go through when you went missing?" Sanjay mentioned "even though I can't remember because I was probably bighL

"All I remember was being avenged by Scott and Anthony" I related

"YEAH I SMELL GOOD"

"THERE IT IS AGAIN!" Sanjay and I screamed in unison, so we decided to hide behind a bush.

While we were behind that bush, Sanjay decided to whip it out and put it in my ass. What else is new here.

"ENGLAND IS MY CITY"

"CAN YKU NOT?? WE'RE KINDA SORTA INTENSELY FUCKING HERE!" I yelled. "YOU ALREADY MENTIONED TGAT ANYWAY"

"Carl your dick is like ten million fireflies" Sanjay said

"What?" I questioned

"Because when I see it, I do not believe my eyes" he finished. I did too. Sanjay making a pun made me cum so much right then and there. And of course, like usual, Sanjay licked it off the ground.

"Well anyway, now that we've intensely fucked, do you want to see what all those scary noises were?" I asked.

"Sure" he responded.

We got clothed again and got up from behind the bush and went towards the odd screaming thing and we saw a. Inch of spiked white adults with fancy cars and shit that they probably can't afford. They called themselves like team 69? Or something like that

Never mind, I've just been informed that the call themselves team 10??? That's false because I've never seen any of them on the set of CNN10 anyway. That's the REAL team 10 right there. Not whoever these whiny, uneducated idiots are.

"HEY GIYS WANNA FUCK?" Sabah asked. None of them responded sadly. Oh well, none of them would've been good enough for the real team 10 anyway 😉

A/N

YOOOO ANOTHER CHAPTER WITH ACTUAL INSPIRATION?? AND I DIDNT USE ANT DEAD MEMES THANK GODDD

This wasn't even planned man this all happened by accident. I'm so proud of mysekd

K missed this story's good content

Also I still can't see a thing and I have. O idea what I just wrote

BUT THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT ANYWAH

I need sleep

- mini fridge