Carl azuz x Sanjay Gupta real otp (Carl azuz is daddy af)

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"SANJAAAAAAAAAY" Carl calls

"What" Sanjay spoke

"Wait... How are we alive???" Carl wondered

"Mark and snoop probably did that complicated thing from the last chapter" Sanjay guessed

"Ah okay, j though it was impossible." Carl spine. "Just like what in about to tell you."

"What is ITd baby?" Sanjay spine as he took his hands and ran then through Carl's luscious locks

"I'm prehnan T" Carl told.

"ONG CARL THIS IS THE BEST THING THAYS HAPOENED EBER SINCE YOU FOUND OUT THAT FAKE SNOOP DOGG QAS ACTUALLY ME" Sanjay screamed.

"OR THAT TIME WE HAD SEX AND CNN FIRED US!" Carl mentioned,

"OR THAT TINE SCOTT AND ANTHONY ACEMGED YOU!" Sanjay conversed.

"Good times, man." Carl said. "Good times."

All of a sudden, there was a bunch of water on the ground.

"SAMJAY IN IN LABOR!" Carl screamed,

"PUSJ, BABY, PUUUUSH!!!@ Sanjay helped as he punched Carl in the stomach.

A lot of long hours later, Carl gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, who already had a joint in her hand.

"What should we name her?" Carl asked.

"I think we should name her Snoop Dog." Sanjay brainstormed, "because she already has a joint in her hand,"

"That's a beautiful name," Cael complimented. "Snoop Dog Hoppus."

"HOPPUS!?!)! CARL BABY HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITB MARK HOPPUS??????" Sanjay screamed.

"No Sanjay, Mark is just everyone's dad." Carl explained.

"Okay true." Sanjay agreed. "Her middle name is gonna be Azuz-Gupta tho. Your last name comes first because you always come first <3"

"XD *nuzzkes u*" Carl somehow said.

"OMG CARL YOU HAD A JID???" A familiar voice called. Two damiliar voices. It was scott and Anthony. "Can we be the godfathers?((@

"OF COUESE!@ Xarl gladly accosted. "You guys ACEMGED me, so it's the least I can do.@

"Can I be the other god father?" God asked.

"Hmmm.. You're god. You can be the lesbi-aunt." Sanjay offered.

"HELL YES!" God exclaimed.

"Did someone say.... Hell yes?" Satan appeared out of no where.

"Satan, my Tru luv, it's been so long.@ God spine, "I love you."

"Satan can be the other lesbi-aunt." Carl allowed.

Another two familiar voices came out of no where.

"GET OUT OF MY NIST DO IT!" It was Shreck and Shia.

"Oh.... Hi Shreck..." Sanjay greeted awkwRdly. It was pretty awkward between them considering Shreck fucked Sanjay in the ass and all.

"Shreck, you can be the drunkle." Carl allowed. "And Shia, you're the cool uncle.@

"Can I eat her?" Shia asked,

"SHAI NO!" Sanjay screamed.

The two most important people of them all came out of no where. Snoop Dog and Mark Hoppus.

"Carl, I see you have given birth to another one of my children.@ Mark spine.

"Y-Yeah.." Carl stuttered. "Can Sanjay and I be the fathers?@

"Of course dude." Mark accepted. "It's hard being everyone's father.@

"I know. It's hard being everyone's daddy." Carl related. Sanjay cleared his throat.

"Carl... Daddy conference..." He announced.

Carl and SAMJAY teleported into the room where they first did the sex and the weed together

"I thought you were only my daddy..." Sanjay spoke, disappointed.

"Sanjay, I wish I was. But everyone wants a piece of Carl." Carl explained. " I love you and only you, but everyone loves me. You're going to have to live WITB that.@

"But how will this affect snoop dog azuz Gupta hoppus??" Sanjay asked. "People will only want to be friends with her to get close to you."

"I know, Sanjay, I oniw." Carl spoke. "Well maybe Shia can eat her."

"SHIA! EAT OUR CNOKD!" Sanjay called

Sanjay gulped down the newborn, who was pretty much made of weed. Don't worry, he shared the weed and everyone got high. They didn't hit the permanent blunt tbi. The end

OR IS IT

A/n

Hi I did this again