"Two-Bit Mathews Show"
Two-Bit: Hello and welcome to the Two-Bit Mathews Show.
(Applause)
Today on the show, I am going to share with you a couple of awesome pick up lines. Let's get started.
1.) Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
2.) If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
3.) Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
4.) If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
5.) I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
6.) You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
7.) I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
8.) If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
9.) I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
10.) I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Those were some pick up lines that are sure to work, especially the last one. Anyway, that's it for me. See ya in the next one! Two-Bit out.
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FanfictionI'm finished with these for now. I may come back and work on more in the future. Maybe not. But stay gold.
