Exposing my art folder

quotes galore

One of my teachers have the funniest quotes.

welcome Tyrant(Not actually revealing his name, but this is what he goes by). probably the funniest guy in my school. 

I'm not kidding when I say the class has an entire quote doc just for his quotes alone.

Introducing: The Most Glorious Thing You Shall Ever Read
(just somewhat edited to remove actual names)
Sadly, it's far less funny without the direct names, but I respect privacy. so this is what you get.

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"The things coming out of my mouth are things I'm not aware of." 

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"I can piss people off." 

"I love to talk." 

"Yes, Brenda, even you!"

"If there was an annoying personality, you would all go into that category, but there isn't, so you'll probably spread around a bit."

"Son?" (Said to a classmate)

"Now I get to torture you, muahahaha."

"Put that in your corn pipe and smoke it."

"Whoa, I smelt my own sneeze! It smells like... paint; am I having a stroke or something??"

"Don't focus on the downside like hogging babies."

"There is always a reason to NOT do it, and there is always a reason TO do it. You get to choose which reason you want to take seriously."

"This spider looks distinguished."

"I'm scared of pretty women."
"Except for maybe [K]. Look at her. She looks like buttered white bread."

"Most spiders are bad, but this one is very, very good."

"You're gonna be that one old person at Thanksgiving that's gonna say something and everyone's just gonna go ahhhhhh and then fall into awkward silence."

"If we were in a real school, I'd beat you with this paintbrush. Just bap bap bap!"

"Alright, it's time I do my job and be a responsible teacher."

"I will send you to the bright sunlight."

"Every freaking single week."

"Just read the gosh darn books."

"You don't want to be like my ex-girlfriend."

"Be like me! Be a child for the rest of your life!"

"Here, let me make you co-hosts so you can finally be helpful."

"[Co-host guy], you have Minute of Silence, so you can have a minute of silence to think about what you've done."

"It's time I actually 'edumacate' you instead of sharing with you the greatest songs this side of the Mississippi."

"You gotta watch out for those barking spiders."

"I will inflict both hope and fear."

"I guess it's better to be angry than bored like [Onion]."

"You're right. It would be unfortunate if I had to exercise my divine wrath on you guys."

"The sweet, sultry sound of my voice should inspire you to do great things instead of nap time."

"[classmate]! Put that pillow down or I'll beat you with it!"
"No, I won't beat you with a pillow; I'll beat you with my fist!!"

"I could get in a bar fight and hit someone in the head with a bottle."