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Title: You BETcha
Author: SageSabastian
Grade: 67% D
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Review:
Disclaimer: Hello, hello, all. Excerpts from the story above do not belong to me. I think I only used screenshots this time, which was a nightmare to upload to wp by the way.
Hello, yes, I have been on hiatus for a while but I can confirm once more that I am still alive. If you follow my main account you probably know why I've been absent. For those of you who have been following these reviews, I would like to warn ahead of time that this is my final queue before I quit reviewing to focus on my degree and my personal writing, because it's largely exhausting work and, y'know, I'm doing it for free. That being said! We have six books left to get through, Free Minds included, so I'm going to see this through to the end of the line. I might come back in the future to write a few reviews here and there but they do take up a lot of time that I need to do other things.
Anyway, we're reading... *squints at notes* ...something called You BETcha today. No, no, I did not make that up. That's really what it's called. With the capitalization and everything. Stop—why are you laughing? Stop laughing! You know it's not as bad as A ROYAL SURPRISE, and over here at the Writer's Gradebook we take what we can get. Based on the description, this is essentially a variation on the 1999 film She's All That, which I recently watched for the first time, actually, and at least two people seem to disagree with me that young Freddie Prinze Jr. is hotter than young Ryan Reynolds. I swear my dislike for Ryan Reynolds isn't clouding my judgment. Ryan Reynolds is NOT hot and I will die on that hill. Ahem. I digress.
