The E-book of Random Crap

Random thoughts

Here's some random thoughts from the past 2 or so weeks. Don't worry, they are not deep thoughts, mostly just random crap. If you want deep, go read a John Green novel!

• If I was a ghost for a day, or even just like an hour, I would go to a school, find a class in session, and stand on the teacher's desk and belt out song lyrics as loud as possible. I'm a crap singer, so that would make it even better. I'd just go from class to class, from school to school, doing that over and over again.

• Country music is great. I don't care if you don't like it, it's still amazing. Hunter Hayes, Florida Georgia Line, Luke Brian, Blake Shelton, Laura Bell Bundy, Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert... They're all fab. Why all the hate on country? I say, play it again! (Luke Brian reference, anyone? No...? Okay...)

• 2 am is a great time for me. I share a room with my sister, but the room kinda has a bookshelf barrier in the middle, so when we are on our separate sides we can't see each other. I kinda act like a drunk when it's in the early hours of the morning (don't we all), so I often find myself dramatically lip singing songs, often to one of my cats. I just really like the thought of my sister sleeping peacefully at 2 in the morning on her side of the room, not able to see me, whilst her kid sister is on the other side of the bookshelves, acting out and lip singing Only Human to her cat. Or, even better, the thought that she could be doing the same thing and I wouldn't ever know about it!

• When I'm older and can driver, when my parents are away, I'm not gonna like party and drink or anything... I'm gonna wait till it starts to get dark, fill up my dad's truck bed with fluffy pillows and super duper soft blankets, fill up a cooler with soda and snacks and candy, drive out to like the desert or some other place where the stars are really clear and bright, then park the truck and hop in the back and lay in the fluffiness that is the truck bed whilst I snack on the stuff in the cooler and listen to some music, looking at all the pretty stars an planets. I might take a friend... But only to make sure that I don't die. Be safe kids; take a buddy when you sneak out of the house!!!

• honestly, the main reason I can't wait to be able to drive and have a job is so that I can go out and buy energy drinks without getting crap from my parents about how unhealthy they are. And the reason why I want a laptop is so that I can work on essays from school really late at night so that I don't get crap from my parents about how I should've done it sooner. My parents are pretty lucky that these are my plans for driving and having a laptop. Most teens would just wanna drive to parties so they can get drunk and do the dirty with strangers, and wanna watch porn on their laptops, but nooo I wanna drink monster energy and work on essays at three am. You're welcome, mom and dad!!

• It'd be cool to have a job involving special effects in films and stuff. Think of all the cool tricks you could learn to scare your friends! Plus, you probably get to watch a couple of movies for free!

• (after I finished watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Netflix) WHAT. NO. CANT BE OVER. CANT DEAL. TOO MUCH FEELS. NOOOOOO. MY POOR OTP!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The series might be over, but #spuffy shall forever live on in my heart)

• I started high school a couple days ago and it's so much better than middle school. My favorite class is theatre 1. I didn't think I would like acting, but it's super fun. I highly recommend it! (Thinking about writing the next update about theatre class if anyone's interested. No? ... Ok)

Ily!
~Skye <3