The Powers That Be Ship Thee Brendan x Wally (Loverivalshipping)

Mauville Hope

Me: "Things I realized today: 1. You can shut off your alarm clock=design flaw. 2. I dress like I watch anime. 3. You can want to post a 'They see me strollin'. They hatin'.' picture, but you will inevitably get distracted by a dancing Omastar. And then you will also have to post music for it to dance to. 4. You have to click between the little, gray dots to see pictures AND videos on Wattpad."

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Walkin' down the street like a boss. Er, excuse me: HOPPIN' down the street like a boss.

Yes, I have surely leveled up since I first met Wally, and now I'm a BAD Azurill. I should have my own theme song!

A Zigzagoon sees me and scowls. Pfft, they see me strollin'. They hatin'.

Anyways, we're currently in Mauville City with his uncle. I know Wally wants to head to the gym, but Uncle ain't havin' none of that. So I'm just hopping around, exploring, while ugly pokémon hate on me.

"AHHH! AN AZURILLLLLLL!" some sort of UN-ARCEUS-LY screeching blasts my eardrums right before I'm lifted off the ground!

"Azu! Let go of me!" I scream. Am I seriously gonna be kidnapped at an indoor mall of a town?! This just won't look right on my headstone!

"Hi, Azurill..." this girl whispers into one of my ears and then turns me around to face her. I'm horrified because I'm pretty sure that I'm about to be sexually assaulted by some freak...UNTIL, I see that it's just May...Sigh. Sigh. Eternal sigh.

"You can help me battle Wattson, can't you, cutie?" Okay, why is she still whispering? Well, I guess now I know not to leave Wally unless I have plans of being kidnapped. Can't she see my collar?

Wait! This is May! I wanted to have her help me change back into a human! Come on, Brendan! Keep it together!

"Azurill! Azu-zu-zuriiiillllll!" Hey, May?! Don't you recognize me?!

"Sshhhhhhhhh...It's okaaaayyy..." she breathes into my ear again, and I NEED HELP. I NEED HELP. AMBER ALERT! AMBER ALERT!!!

She takes me over to the gym while I try to wriggle my way out of her arms, but she's squeezing too tight.

"Azure!" Thankfully Wally is in front of the gym entrance, and he stops bickering with his uncle to take notice of me being kidnapped.

"Oh, hi, Wally! Do you know this Azurill?" May asks all cheerfully.

"Y-yeah...It's mine!" Wally explains, looking a tad pissed off, while he reaches out to me. May smiles and starts to hand me over, but she clearly doesn't want to let me go because Wally practically has to wrestle me away from her. She smiles even bigger when Wally finally wrenches me from her death grip and stumbles back a few steps.

...Is she maybe...secretly evil...?

"So...ummm...May? D-do you maybe wanna battle? And prove th-that I can challenge the gym to my uncle?!" I'm surprised to see Wally gain a bit of confidence towards the end of his request, and I'm amazed that his uncle doesn't seem to see it: this kid is going places. He's going to beat the gym leaders, even if he has to do it by willpower alone. He's just this little, freaking cute ball of determination! He can overcome any obstacle, even fatal shyness!

"Sure, Wally! Pick your pokémon!" May smiles super sweetly again, and now that I think about it...something is slightly off about her...That smile's a little smug for my liking.

"Ralts! Come on out!" Dude, why are you battling with it?! I'm awesomeness personified!...Or pokémonified!

"Oh, look! It's the Ralts I helped you catch!" May coos, "That's nice! I caught one, too! Go, Kirlia!"