The Powers That Be Ship Thee Brendan x Wally (Loverivalshipping)

A Wild Mom Appeared

Me: "Okay, this is my new favorite picture on the Internet..." *Laughs/cries* "I...I don't even hate stupid people. I LOVE THEM. I NEED THEM. THEIR MINDS ARE BEAUTIFUL PLACES...And the song is cute. And OMFG, smut in this chapter."

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*Brendan's POV*

A month later, I'm finally settled back in my hometown of Littleroot. I've changed my room back from Mom's new arts and crafts room (yeah, I was gone for a little under a year, and now I'm starting to wonder if she even mourned for me at all) into my room again, and I also even tried to organize it. And by organize I mean, all of my favorite clothes are readily available as evidenced by them hanging off of my bookshelf, and my alarm clock is smashed to pieces somewhere at the back of my closet (we had a misunderstanding the other day).

Anyways, like I said, it's been a month, and I haven't seen Wally in about the same amount of time. But have no fear for pokégears are here!—I call him every day. He's apparently doing equally fine back in his own home in Petalburg, and my dad is even sending me over there on a research errand tomorrow. Well, actually, the errand involves going to Rustboro City but Petalburg's on the way so...Oh, and that reminds me, me and Dad have been talking about some things...

(Me: "But those are for me to know and you to find out.")

Well, whatever, time to get packing for the trip. I'll call Wally after I'm done.

*POV change to Wally*

...The house is empty again. I really miss Verdanturf...and the Pokémon League, for that matter. Mom's out somewhere with her friends—I have no idea where moms go with their friends. (Me: "They're not people, duh." XD) And I think Dad went fishing? Umm, it sounded boring so I wasn't really paying attention. Whatever, I'm just waiting around in my room for Brendan to call at this point. Or should I call him? I mean, I still haven't told him I love him or anything like that—haven't even decided that yet actually—but I don't wanna lose him anymore. Aren't long distance relationships really hard to maintain? We're only a town or two apart, but it's still a couple days' walk. I wonder if the Internet has any advice on this? (Me: "Ohohohoho, what a dangerous question Wally...Yes, let us see what the Internet has to say..." XD)

I pull up the search engine on my computer and type in "how to maintain a long distance relationship." It comes right up! Good. Hmm, the first website is some sort of 'certain number of tips' kinda site, and I guess that's fine, but I'm more intrigued by the second one that calls itself "AskMen." That's the better website, right? Since I'm dating a guy? When I click on it, though, a woman has written the article...? And it's also a 'certain number of tips' kind of site? Oh, well, I decide to read anyways.

Tip number one: keep your word. Well, of course! Even if it wasn't a long distance relationship, who would want to date a liar?

Tip number two: ...There's a picture of a half-naked lady on the screen, and I put my hand over it—why do I have to look at that? I shake my head at it and read on. This tip...is pokégear sex...I'm...just gonna come back to that...

Tip number three: keep asking your girlfriend questions and learning about her...What...? Oh! Oh! "AskMen" is supposed to be a website where men ask girls questions! I get it now!...I think they should change their name, though. And is there even anything I don't know about Brendan by now? Hmm, I guess there probably is—I'll have to think of some things to ask.

Tip number four: keep the future in mind. So this one's really interesting! You're supposed to establish a timeline for when the relationship is going to stop being long distance...But I don't even have an idea of how to answer that one...I guess that's something to ask Brendan?