Once Upon a Time characters VS Technology

Hook VS Movies:Peter Pan

Henry: Mom, can we watch Frozen for movie night?

Emma: Henry, we already watched that movie four times this week. I like Anna and Elsa, but the Let it go song is stuck in my head! Anyways I've invited someone special over.

Henry: Who? Is it Dad?

Emma: Of course not he's dead. Anyways it's hook.

Henry: *sighs* Why did you choose that dirty pirate over Neal! I was rooting for swanfire!

Emma:Swanfire? Is that what you made up?

Mary Margaret: I'm with Henry, I ship Swanfire!

Emma: mom, really, you too!

David: I'm with the others. Emma, what could you possibly see in that pirate! Baelfire was the obvious choice but you clearly were dumb enough to choose hook.

Emma:Can you guys just stop getting into my love life! I'm an adult, I can make my own decisions!

Knocking on the door

Emma: That must be Hook! *opens door*

Hook: Hello love! *Hugs Emma*

Henry: Ughhhh

Emma: I'm glad you can make it! I've picked out the perfect movie for us to watch tonight. You'll love it!

Hook: Errr...what's a movie

Emma: Um, It's kind of hard to explain, so just watch. The movie's called Peter Pan.

Hook: Peter... WHAT! Why would I want to watch something on that bloody demon! Emma, you're horrible at picking movies!

Emma: Relax Killian, you're in the movie.

Hook: Good! Now I get to see my handsome face without looking in a mirror!

David: *rolls his eyes*

Emma starts the movie

Hook: Pan doesn't come to your window, the shadow does!!! Emma, there's something wrong with this bloody movie!

Emma: It's a Disney movie, they don't know what really happened, they just sorta made up some of it.

Hook: NOOOOO WENDY!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID,PAN IS EVIL AND WILL KEEP YOU IN NEVERLAND FOREVER!!!!!!IT'S A BLOODY TRAP!!!!!

Henry: Don't worry, Peter is actually the good guy in this movie!

Hook: Peter, a good guy?!?!?? Wait, then if pan is the hero... Who's the villain.

Emma: Errrrrrr.... Just keep watching

Hook: Ha Ha, is that little guy in the red hat smee? He's so old yet tiny!

Emma: yup, that's Smee

Hook: *laughs really hard* who's that idiot with the ridiculous curly long hair and the twirly mustache! He's such a fool!

Henry: You do know that you're insulting yourself, that fool is you!

Hook: *stops laughing* Bloody hell, that can't be me, where's my dashing looks and charming personality?

David: Charming personality?!?!?!? I thought that was my thing?

Hook: Oh shut up! The only reason you're a prince is because your brother died, if he didn't you'd be just a stinky farm boy!

Henry: Shhhhh! Other people are trying to watch too!

Hook: WHAT!!!!!I'M THE VILLAIN!

Emma: yeah, but whatever, it's just a movie.

Hook:JUST A MOVIE!!!!!!!! EVERYONE WHO WATCHES THIS WILL THINK THAT I'M A VILLAIN!

Henry: well at least your a villain for a good reason, because you want to kill pan.

Hook: That's true mate!

Henry:Don't call me mate!

Hook: The bloody crocodile is suppose to cut my hand off! It's so embarrassing that a literal crocodile ate my hand in the movie!

Movie ends

Hook: that may have been the only movie I've watched, but it was the worst one I've ever seen!

Henry: See mom! We should have watched Frozen! Everybody loves Frozen! LET IT GO! LET IT GO!

Emma: Henry, stop singing Frozen!

Hook: How could I have just ran away from Pan!!!!!! Now I wish villains would win!

Emma: Killian, why don't you come back tomorrow for movie night and we can all watch Frozen!

Henry: No! I refuse to let Hook have another movie night with us! He was talking the entire movie!!!!!!!!!!

Hook: Well it was hard not to when the movie was so crappy!!! They should have called it 'Killian Jones: the dashing rapscallion pirate who always wins'. And could have at least made me look better!

Emma: Killian, why don't you stay here tonight. If you're hungry, I can make you some tacos.

Henry: Ewwwww! Mom,I know what that means!

Emma: Henry, stop being so dirty minded, I don't mean that! I can actually make him tacos!

Mary Margaret: No way am I letting a dirty pirate stay a night in our loft.

Killian: Dirty pirate? I believe I shower quite frequently!

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