Once Upon a Time characters VS Technology

OUAT Guys Vs Songs: 1D

*Takes place at Granny's with Henry, Hook, Rumple(the magic wore off so he's not Channing anymore), Charming and Robin*

Robin: GUYS THIS IS URGENT I NEED LOVE ADVICE!

Charming: Then why did you ask hook to be here?

Hook: RUUUUUDE! And for your information I'm great at flirting! Especially with your daughter!

Charming: I still don't see what Emma sees in you

Henry: Wait, Robin why did you invite me here, I know nothing about love and dating

Robin: Well you're her son and you know what she likes!

Henry: Oh, well she likes apples and hates you!

Robin: I ALREADY KNOW THAT!

Hook: Robin, I know how to get Regina to love you again! Trade your ship for her! It worked with me!

Robin: But I'm not a pirate and I don't have a ship!

Hook: THEN GO AND BUY A BLOODY SHIP!

Rumple: I have and idea, what about threatening her kingdom if she doesn't be you're maid!

Robin: Uhhhh, I don't think that will work either.

Charming: Obviously Robin wants some expert advice that is actually helpful. Like wait until she steels your wedding ring then you have to chase after her until she realizes she's in love with you!

Robin: This was stupid of me to ask you guys to help me on love advice!

Henry's phone rings with the song you don't know your beautiful by one direction ring tone. He picks it up.

Henry: Hey Mom, I'm with the guys. Yeah, I'll be home by eight. Bye

Henry hangs up

Robin: I just got the perfect idea to get Regina back!

Hook: What?

Robin: We can sing her a song!

Rumple: WE?

Robin: Yeah, we can be a boy band and sing that song Henry had as his ringtone!

Henry: That's a great idea! I've always wanted to be in a boyband. But can our band name be the FrozenFanGuys

Robin: NO!

Charming: What about 5 seconds of Storybrooke?

Robin: No

Rumple: I got it... ONCE DIRECTION!

Robin: Yaaaaaz! So are we all in for Once Direction?

Hook: No, absolutely not! Pirates don't sing!

Robin: I can invite Emma!

Hook: You know... I suddenly changed my mind

Rumple: Invite Belle so she can get off that her phone. She's been on Wattpad the whole day!

Robin: Charming, you want me to invite Snow?

Charming: Hell yah! Snow said I sing awful but I'll show her!

Later at the Town Hall

Emma: Ok guys, whatever you're going to do make this quick. I gotta get back to work

Robin: Ok, but we can't start without Regina

Snow: I thought you guys broke up.

Robin: And now I'm trying to get her back

Regina walks in

Regina: Ok Henry, what do you want to show m... ROBIN!

Robin: Surprise!

Regina: Ugh, I should have known this was all a trap to get me and Robin back together. Bye!

Robin: Wait, Regina don't leave!

Regina: And why shouldn't I

Robin: Cause this performance is dedicated to you and all the other girls in the room

Song starts

Charming: *sings horribly* you're insecure

Snow: Excuse me?

Henry: Don't know what for

Rumple: You're turning heads when you walk through the doooooor!

Belle: Awwwwww, that's so sweet Rumple Bumple

Hook: *sings horribly* Don't need makeup

Emma: Hook, I think you do need your guy liner

Robin: to cover up. Being the way that you are is enough

Regina: *rolls her eyes*

Henry: Everyone else in the room can see it

Regina: See what? Henry, do I have a booger in my nose? Wait, did I just say that out loud

Robin: Everyone else but yoooooou

Regina: Come on Robin, that's not how to treat a lady saying that everyone else can see my booger except for myself!

All the guys: *Sings horribly* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE!

Snow: Awwww, I think they're talking about you baby Neal!

All the guys: THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR MAKES ME OVERWHELMED!

Snow: that's weird, baby Neal doesn't have hair that he can flip

Emma: Mom, the songs obviously about me! I'm the one with the flawless hair flip! But who chose to use the word baby?

All the guys: YOU DON'T KNOW OH OH

Regina: YES I KNOW THERE'S A BOOGER IN MY NOSE!

All the guys: YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!

Regina: Oh... So it wasn't the booger. Anyways, I know that i'm beautiful already!

Song finishes and the guys are sweating

Henry: THANK YOU TO ALL THE ONCE DIRECTIONERS FOR COMING TONIGHT! I hope you enjoyed the show. GOODNIGHT STORYBROOKE! THE FROZEN FAN GUYS ARE OUT!

Robin: He means ONCE DIRECTION!

Belle: Ok then...

Hook: So luv, wasn't my singing sexy! Doesn't it deserve a date night!

Emma: Honestly hook, your singing was horrible.

Hook: Was I really that bad!

Regina: I'd rather get back together with Robin than hear your singing

Robin: Wait, so Regina do you want to get back together?

Regina: Of course not!

Robin: BUT I SANG YOU A SONG!

Regina: Half the song I though you were talking about something sticking out of my nose!

Robin: Oh, by the way you do have a booger sticking out of your nose!

Regina: and this is exactly why we're not getting back together!

Henry: Oh, and Robin, did you know that Regina hates boy bands!

Robin: Henry, why didn't you tell me that in the first place!