*Takes place in the Charmings loft during a family dinner*
Henry: To end off the night, we should watch a movie!
Hook: Not one of those bloody things again!
Emma: That's a great idea kid, which movie are we going to watch?
Henry: I dunno, give me some ideas.
Belle: What about the book thief?
Charming: Booooooring! What about Peter Pan! I want to see Hook get pissed and shout at the Tv again about his twirly mustache!
Hook: Seriously! Do you know how evil that bloody movie is!
Regina: The Hunger Games! Who wouldn't want to see people fight to their death!
Robin: I think we should watch something more appropriate for Roland and baby Neal. Roland, do you have any ideas?
Roland: Hmm.........FROZEN!
Rumple\Channing:Noooooo!
Belle:Noooooooo!
Emma:Nooooooo!
Snow:Noooooo!
Charming:Noooooooo!
Hook:Noooooooo!
Regina:Nooooooo!
Robin:Noooooooo!
Olaf: That's a great idea! Who want's a warm hug!
Henry: Wait, how do you get here Olaf? I though you were in Arendelle?
Olaf turns into Zelena
Regina: Zelena?!?! How did you get out? I thought I locked you up and took away your magic!
Zelena: It doesn't matter how I got out. The main thing we should be focusing on is the fact why wasn't I invited! I'm part of the family too!
Henry:Whatever, you can stay, just help us pick a movie!
Zelena: Pitch Perfect! I finally learned how to do that annoying cup thingy
Emma: What about Fifty Shades of Graham! The main character looks a lot like Graham and did I mentioned that he is hottttttt!
Hook:I'm standing right here!
Henry:It's Fifty shades of Grey and Ewwwww, no that's disgusting! Why would you want to see a movie about tacos!
Regina: Henry knows what tacos means! I knew Emma was always a horrible parent! Now we have to come up with a different code name!
Roland: Daddy, what does Tacos mean?
Robin:...
Charming: Ok, why don't we end this awkwardness and watch Snow White and the seven Dwarves
Regina: Ugh, a movie about that ugly little liar! No way am I going to watch a movie about her!
Snow: Too bad, we're watching it
Movie starts
Snow: Ugh, is that me? I'm a bandit not a graceful princess! And why am I singing down a well!
Regina: I'm even worse! What the hell am I wearing. And look at that horrible makeup job! I look like a freakin vampire!
Hook: And this is exactly why I hate Disney movies. They just don't mix with us.
Snow: Where are all the parts where I save Charming's ass!
Regina: Why is Sydney a theater mask thingy!
Snow: DON'T EAT THAT APPLE ANIMATED SNOW!
Regina: Finally something good happens!
Charming: Man, I'm enjoying this movie. Snow's hot, Regina's not and I save the day!
Snow:*rolls her eyes*
Movie ends
Snow: Well that was a horrible movie. Who chose this movie again?
Regina: Your farm boy husband
Snow: *gives charming a sick glare*
Charming: I've never watched this movie before! How was I suppose to know that it wasn't based on our true story
Henry: Grandpa, you just watched this movie a week ago with me. You said it was your favorite movie of all time.
Charming: HENRY!
Belle: Uhhh, I think Channing and I should go, it's getting late...
Henry: it's seven thirty
Belle: Um... We have some stuff to do...
Roland: Like make tacos
Regina: ENOUGH WITH THE FRICKIN TACO THING! FOR NOW ON TACOS IS NOT A CODE NAME ANYMORE!
Roland: *Bursts into tears*
Robin: Regina!You're such a monster! Let's go Roland!
Regina: A monster? How could you say that after all my hard work in being an anti-villain! You know what Robin, we're through!
Robin: Good, because I've been already secretly cheating on you!
Regina: What?!?!?!
Robin and Regina continue arguing
Emma: So this is what a typical family dinner is like at the Charmings...
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