Once Upon a Time characters VS Technology

Rumple Vs Photoshop

Belle: Hey Rumple, what are you up to?

Rumple: Henry just showed me this amazing 21st century magic called photoshop

Belle: I've heard of it, but what does it do?

Rumple: I can make myself look better!

Belle: like make yourself look skinnier?

Rumple:Exactly

Belle: What have you done so far?

Rumple: Take a look

Belle: Um... Wow

Rumple: I know right!

Belle: Is that a six pack?

Rumple: Yeah, doesn't it make me look sexy?

Belle: Uh, yeah...sure

Rumple: Oh and I need my face to look younger and attractive like those tumblr guys

Belle: what's Tumblr?

Rumple: I have no idea. I just know it something with really good looking people.

Belle: ok...

Rumple:how should I make my hair, gelled up, blonde, or dreadlocks?

Belle: Wow, this photoshop thing sure has a lot of possibilities

Rumple: Hm, I'll go with the gelled up, Killian has that and I think it's more attractive

Belle: but you don't need to attract any women when you got me!

Rumple: ...

Belle: Fine. Do whatever you want

Rumple:Ok I'm done!

Belle: I don't mean to be rude... But that looks nothing like you

Rumple: Exactly

Belle: So now what

Rumple: I guess this photoshop thing is going to transform me into my photoshopped picture

Belle: Um, I don't think this is magic. I think it's just a picture.

Rumple: PICTURE! You mean, I wasted all my time for a picture!

Belle: Well it only took like 10 minutes so technically you didn't waste that much time...

Rumple: Whatever, I'm so depressed now!

Belle: Rumple, you're perfect just the way you are!

Rumple: It's ok to say that you like the photoshopped me better, cause I like it better too.

Belle: Well if you really want to look like the photo, I found this magical dust in the shop that'll do the trick!

Rumple: Then what are you waiting for!

Belle pours magical dust on Rumple as he transforms into the the photoshop picture of himself

Belle: Much better!

Emma and Hook walks in

Emma: Whoa, who's that hottie? Did you break up with that disgusting ex-dark one. Cause he's a much better replacement

Belle: That hottie is the disgusting ex-dark one

Hook: Ha, nice one Belle!

Rumple: It's the truth, I'm Mr Gold!

Emma: Ewwww, then that means I just called Rumple hot and was even going to consider asking him out.

Hook: I'm standing right here!

Belle: Yeah, back off my new and improved Rumple Bumple!

Hook: Rumple Bumple?

Rumple: My name's no longer Rumplestiltkin, for now on, call me...Channing Tatum!

Emma: Isn't that name already taken

Rumple: I needed a hot guy name and that's the first thing that came to mind. Anyways, I don't want to be stuck with the name Rumple Bumple.

Henry walks in

Emma: Hey kid, how was school?

Henry: Good. And who's the shirtless guy

Rumple: I'm Channing Tatum.

Henry: *Whispers to Emma* I think you should break up with hook and date this hunk.

Emma: No Henry,I am not going to break up with Hook! Anyways 'Channing Tatum' is actually your grandpa!

Henry: Oh, then Mary Margaret is going to be so happy to see charming look even more charming!

Rumple: No Henry! It's me, Mr Gold!

Henry: Oh, so you did a real life photoshop?

Rumple: Yeah. And now I'm going to walk down the streets as girls admire me!

Belle: What about our dinner tonight?

Rumple: I'm canceling! I need to show Killian here how to properly attract the ladies!

(A/N: Hey Guys, thx for reading my book! First of all, thank you so much for all the views (Ik it's only like 100 something but it means a lot to me) and the votes! Feel free to request any technology I should use for my next chapter in the comments. Lastly, I'd like to say that I will not be updating as often as usual since school is starting.

Have a wonderful day,

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