Hades Vs Kik Messenger

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A/N: If you don't already know, kik is a texting app. When reading this chapter forget everything that happened in the last episode cause I wrote this a week ago and forgot to publish it
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Hades has created a general chat with Emma, Hook, Regina, Robin, Henry, Rumple, Snow and Charming

Hades: Kik to Storybrooke Border

Hades: How ya'll doing😏????

Henry: Ya'll????We're in Storybrooke not some cowboy place.

Hades: WTF HENRY HOW IS YOUR PHONE NOT BROKEN AFTER BEING KICKED ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE STORYBROOKE BORDER?

Henry: Um, what are you talking about? I'm in my bed trying to avoid my mom's extremely loud cries from Hook dying

Hades: DAMMIT THIS APP IS A SCAM! I THOUGHT THAT IT'S AN APP TO MAGICALLY KICK PEOPLE!

Henry: Ha! You really thought a little phone app can kick people? I wish. This is just a boring o'l texting app!

Regina: Hades, why are you wasting your time trying to kick people with an app when you have magic?

Hades: U no, just try n to fit n w the new generation filled with swaaaaagg. Lol omg txting is gr8! ;)

Henry: yeah... Kids these days don't text like you do...

Regina: Even Hook understands this generation better and he thought Mountain Dew was an actual mountain!

Hook: Hey! It had the word MOUNTAIN in it! How was I suppose to know it was actually fancy yellow bubbly flavored water!!!

Hades: Wait, so Hook thought Mountain Dew was a mountain!😂😂

Henry: Hilarious! Right???

Regina: And he even though that the pop can I had in my hand was merchandise from the Mountain Dew souvenir store!

Hades: 😂😂

Emma: You guys do realize that you're all having a casual conversation with Hades about Mountain Dew.

Henry: So?

Emma: He tried to keep us held captive in the underworld for eternity and now he's threatening to kill us and take over storybrooke. And to make things worse Hook is still in the underworld and storybrooke needs saving yet all we're doing right now is talking to the enemy about a soda?

Henry: I never thought of it that way...

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