Cheating

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Mononoke: Got another one guys

Lynn: What does it say?

Mononoke: It's for the couples again

Markle: AWWW MAN!!!

Sophie: Don't worry Markle you will get another chance, what does it say?

Monoke: If any of the couples cheated on the other one what would the other one do?

Sophie: Aw that's such a sad-

Mononoke: CAN IT LADY!  I am gunna talk first this time!
(Sophie slinks away)
I think that Hashitaka knows what would happen....I WOULD GUT YOU LIKE A FISH AND FEED YOU TO THE WOLF CLAN!
(Mononoke gets an angry look in her eyes)
(Ashitaka pats her shoulder)

Ashitaka: Ok, ok it's ok San I am not gunna cheat on you and you know that.  And I guess if you cheated on me I would leave iron town and find another village I just would not be able to look at the forest without thinking if you.

Howl: See Monokoe not everything has to be so....murdery
(Mononoke glares at Howl)
And I guess if Sophie cheated on me I would call the spirits of darkness.

Sophie: You mean that thing you did when you changed your hair color?

Howl: You mean when you changed my hair color!?
(Sophie throws a pillow at him)

Haku: If Chihiro cheated on me I would become Yubabas henchmen again

Yubaba: Oh ya because it was so horrible when I paid you!

Chihiro: If Haku cheated on me I would just be lost, I don't know what I would do

Sophie: Wait I never got to say what I would do if Howl cheated on me....I would throw him off the castle!

Everyone is silent

Mononoke: Wow....princess has a dark side

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