Lynn: Incoming
Markl: YES!
Sophie: Who's it for?
Lynn opens letter, reads to herself silently and lets out an annoyed huff
Lynn: It's not even for one of us!!!
Chihiro: What? Are you sure?
Lynn: Listen I may not have left the bathhouse.....ever, but I do know how to read!
Haku takes the letter gently and glances at it.
Haku: If course, it's for Yubaba.
Chihiro: WHAT!!!!!?
All of the sudden there's a puff of smoke and there stands the witch of the bathhouse herself.
Yubaba: You rang ( she says with a cackle)
Chihiro, Haku and Lynn all rub their temples annoyed.
Yubaba: Well, lets just see what this little letter says shall we? Clearly a very intelligent person sent it if they asked about me so we shouldn't keep them waiting.
Princess Mononoke: Ok who is this bitch?
Lynn, Haku and Chihiro all look at her making a "cut it out" motion. Mononoke just sighs.
Yubaba: As I was saying, "Who is Bohs father, who is your husband." Well, I don't see how that is anyone's business.
Mononoke: Oh come on lady we've all had to answer questions we didn't want to! Out with it!
Hashitaka: You see hun this is why a lot of people want to kill you. Shhhhh
Mononoke punches him in the shoulder, hard.
Yubaba: Fine, well you see I always knew from a young age that I wanted to be wealthy, so I took it upon myself to find the riches man I could, and I succeeded, his name is of little importants but his fortune, now that I could get behind. Even when I was young I was still a very powerful witch so I did what any woman would do and I hypnotized him into marrying me. We were together for 2 agonizing years until one day he somehow broke the spell on him and was going to run to tell the authorities. Well, I couldn't let that happen, so I banished him to an island that no one knows except me and I keep him locked away there. The only good thing besides the money that came out of that marriage was my beautiful boy.
The room is dead silent.
Lynn: Well, that's the answer to a question I really never wanted to ask.
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