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Howl Should not get Drunk

Lynn: Hey we got another letter!

Markle: Open it open it!

Lynn: Oh!  This one is actually a dare, but it's for Howl so I won't read it, here Howl.

Lynn hands the letter to Howl and everyone waits with baited breath to hear what it says.  Everyone sees Howls face turn a deep shade of pink.

Sophie: Well, what does it say honey?

Without saying a word Howl gets up from his chair and goes into the kitchen.  When he returns his arms are full of bottles of wine.

Sophie: Umm Howl, I don't think anyone wants a drink right now.

Howl begins to open a bottle and then pours himself a class which he drinks as quick as he can, he continues this for many minutes until he starts to sway.

Sophie: Ok, I don't know what you are doing but I think that is enough wine for.....ever.

Sophie then proceeds to take the bottles and glass from Howl.

Markle: Master Howl, you don't look so good.

Once again without saying a word Howl gets up but instead of walking to the kitchen he walks toward Haku.

Haku: Umm, I don't like the way he's looking at me.....

Howl leans down, takes Hakus face in his hands and plants a big kiss on his lips.  Everyone sits very still, not really knowing what to do.  Everyone expects Haku to pull back but instead.....seems to lean into the kiss.....finally after several very long minutes the two break apart and Howl takes his place next to Sophie.

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Calcifer: Ok am I the only one who is going to speak.......ok then.....WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?

Sophie: What just happened is Howl is going to spend the rest of the rest of the night in our room and sleep off all the wine he drank in such a hurry.

Markle leans over to Lynn.

Markle: Is Master Howl in trouble?

Lynn: Oh ya kid, big time.