This will be written out in text form ok, the smut will be in text form don't worry ;))
-5 Feb, 2013 3:19am
callama: helloooo?ilpenguins: hi
callama: omg
callama: ajdjjfkf
ilpenguins: u ok xD
callama: I love ur books :o
ilpenguins: thanks 😀
ilpenguins: I love u too x
callama: so you've never told anyone ur name
ilpenguins: nop
callama: (((:
callama: what is it (((:
ilpenguins: lol im not telling u
callama: wHY
ilpenguins: because for all I know your a 40 year old bald male
callama: im not I swear
callama: I'm 18
ilpenguins: shouldn't u be really really busy
callama: r u not aware that it's 3am?
ilpenguins: yea ik
callama: u should be asleep child
ilpenguins: I'm 17 excuse me
callama: hA WHAT A BABY
ilpenguins: >😟
ilpenguins: ):<
callama: penguins?
ilpenguins: llamas?
callama: shut up
callama: HONESLTY u like penguins AND you're 17 so
ilpenguins: well excuse me very much I'm a year younger
callama: I was born in 1996
ilpenguins: HA SO WAS I
callama: fuck
ilpenguins: so technically I'm a few months younger B*TCH!
callama: for fucks sake you're a man just swear out loud
ilpenguins: no my mom might see
callama: fuckin hell
callama: ur annoying as shit
ilpenguins: back at u