Today, 7:34pm
cal: im so MAD
luke: why?
cal: i toOK THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SELFIE
luke: ... and..?
cal: I WAS POSING WITH MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH
cal: MY JAWLINE LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL SO I PUT MY TOOTHBRUSH DOWN BUT I COULDNT GET MY JAWLINE TO BE SO 'HIGHLIGHTED'
luke: well if it makes u feel better, i took a picture where i just look pretty ugly
cal: wait let me see
luke: *image*
cal; BBOOOOOO
cal: YOU R SO BEAUTOFUL
luke: no way dude
cal: *image*
cal: iM POSING WITH A FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH
luke: so??
luke: you look so cute
luke: i look like such a try hard
cal: omg luke
cal: are you actually serious??
luke: you think im joking?
cal: no omg
cal: lukey you look so so so cute
cal: if i asked 829392 people if you looked cute in that,
cal: all 829392 people would say yes
luke: im ugly calum!
cal: you ARENT
luke: please dont lie to me
cal: luke!
cal: u think id seriously lie to you??
luke: yea
luke; you just want to make me feel better..
cal: baby
cal: that is the cutest picture i have EVER seen
cal: it made me smile because im dating someone so amazingly beautiful and cute
luke: hahaha
cal: lukey im being serious as fuck
luke: i get called ugly and fag at school and i havent even come out yet
cal: dont listen to them!
cal: listen to ME
cal: because i am telling you the truth
luke: but youre my boyfriend, youre supposed to do this
cal: exactly, i dont lie, im supposed to make you feel beautiful and supposed to keep you safe lukey
luke: u know what
cal: what
luke: i may not feel pretty, but at least i do when im with you :)
cal: and we talk all the time, so you can start feeling pretty all the time now :)
luke: maybe only when u tell me
cal: ok
cal: so instead of lukey, ill call u beautiful
luke: why tf were u posing with a toothbrush
cal: i was mad at my sister so i sent her that pic and said 'im gonna shove it up my ass if u dont give it back'
luke: w tF LMAOO
cal: I WAS MAD AT HER OKAY
luke: WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO?!
cal: SHE STOLE MY HOMEWORK SO SHE COULD COPY OFF IT
luke: SO YOU TOLD HER YOUD SHOVE HER TOOTHBRUSH UP YOUR ASS??
cal: IT SOUNDED COOL BEFORE
luke: COOL?!
cal: SHSHSHJDIQAKAJSJ
cal: gO TO SLEEP U LIL SHIT
luke: I THOUGHT U WERE CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL FROM NOW ON???
cal: UR SO FUCKING ANNOYING
luke: 😇
