Today, 10:31pm
luke: did my present come yet??
cal: what, the skin cells one?
luke: ya
cal: ummm... no i dont think so
luke: fajsjd i swear to god if the mailman took it that would be the creepiest thing ever
cal: whyyyyy
cal: what did u get meeeee
luke: just wait and if it doesnt come in the next week, ill tell u
cal: ifucksj ok
luke: 💋
cal: akis
cal: 💋
luke: 👅
cal: o u fucker
luke: teehee
luke: 👅💦
cal: k r u licking me cuz thats very weird
luke: youd love it
cal: ewwwwwww
luke: youd looove itttt
cal: i wouldnt thats gross
luke: 😏
cal: ok maybe i would
luke: h A
cal: bUT NOT ON MY FACE THATS GROSS
luke: HAHAAAAA
cal: LE A V E
luke: no because i love you
cal: do u really
luke: yes
cal: do u seriously
luke: yes
cal: prove it
luke: 💎 i still have the diamond you gave me
cal: oh my god
cal: oh my god thats so cUTE
luke: i love you calum
luke: i AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU
luke: LOVE ME
cal: i love you baby
luke: YEHKSKSJ
cal: omg chill
luke: I WANT TO H U G YOU AND KISS YOU YOU DONT EVEN FUCKING UNDERSTAND
cal: same <3
luke: IFICKKD
luke: WHYANSNDJKD
luke: TOO MUCH DISTANCE BETWEEN US
cal: lukey, youll be here in 10 days,
luke: THATS MORE THAN A FUCKING WEEk
cal: hey
cal: itll be faster than u think
cal: itll be faster than u rub urself <3
luke: so it should cum in like 2 seconds?
cal: i diDNT TELL U TO JOIN IN
luke: IM CALMING MYSELF DOWN OK
cal: THIS WAS MY JOKE
luke: OK OK IM SORRY PLS LOVE ME
cal: NO
cal: WE'RE OVER
luke: NNOOOOOO
cal: I TRU S T E D YOU
luke: I LOVE YOU
cal: SCREW YOU
luke: PLS
luke: ILL STEAL YOUR DIAMOND
cal: SURE
cal: I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU ANYMORE
luke: FINE
cal: BITE ME
luke: SURE
cal: PLEASE THAT WOULD BE SO HOT
luke: IM COMIN FOR YA
cal: FFFF I WANNA MEET U SO WE COULD A C T U A L L Y DO THIS :(
luke: DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN NOW
cal: CMON JUST 10 MORE DAYS
luke: MORE THAN A WEEK
cal; SAHSHHSASSSSSHHH
cal: YOULL MAKE IT WORSE
luke: IM SORRY
cal: GOING TO SLEEP NOW <3
luke: OK GOODNIGHT 🐵
cal: GOODNIGHT 😍
