2 March, 2013 11:21pm
ilpenguins: calum
callama: yas?
ilpenguins: my girlfriend just broke up with me
callama: oh noo
callama: why
ilpenguins: .. i cant tell you
callama: why not?
callama: helloooo?
callama: okok look at the bright side then, theres tonsss of girls out there
callama: shes just being rude as shit
callama: ur cool bro
ilpenguins: thanks.. but according to her im a 'ugly ass low life who shouldnt even be with girls'
callama: what a fucking bitch hole
callama: u know what u gotta do?
ilpenguins: what
callama: SHOW her that you are so much cooler than she fucking thinks
ilpenguins: ok how do i do that?
callama: wear the coolest clothes u have and when she walks up to u, before she says anything say 'hot ass high life who should be with any girl except for u' THEN WALK AWAY LIKE A BOSS ASS BITCH
ilpenguins: FUCK YES!
callama: oHHH U SWORE
ilpenguins: shut up
ilpenguins: anyway will a flannel and beanie work
callama: yes yes and also black skinny jeans and and make sure ur hair sTICKS OUT OF THE BEANIE
ilpenguins: yEs RIGHT OK THANKS MAN
