Today, 10:54pm
cal: I CANT BELIEVE THERES JUST 5 DAYS LEFT
luke: I KNOWNWMDND
cal: i love talking to you, you know that?
luke: i love both talking to you and i love you too :))
cal: fucking fight me
luke: what
luke: omg did i do something
cal: youre making me so fidgety
luke: what
cal: im literally ITCHING to meet you
luke: same d00d
cal: d00d??
luke: ur hot
cal: ur cute
luke: ur mom
luke: HE l P
cal: heip???
luke: MICHAELS TAKING MY OHONE
cal: OWAHHH CAN I TALK TO HIM
luke: hEYyyyYyYy calUmnNm
cal: is this michael or drunk luke
luke: its michael lol
cal: hi
luke: so
luke: how do u guys have sex
cal: wtf
luke: like
cal: wheres luke
luke: lol i ran away, lukE HAS NO IDEA WHWRE O AM
luke: HELP
luke: *image*
cal: ARE YOU OKAY
luke: IM RUNNUNG
luke: k so how do u guys have sex
cal: ok well usually we have sex over facetime
luke: niiiiice
luke: is it good?
cal: yes..?
cal: so do u have a girlfriend?
luke: no lol
luke: im lonely as fuck
luke: i wish i had what you and luke have :(
cal: awww youll find her one day
luke: h OW DO U DO THIS
luke: I ONLY MET U AND WE TALKED FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS AND BEFORE U KNOW IT IM TELLING U ALL MY PROBLEMS UR AMAzinG
cal: THANKS
luke: OK LUKES BACK DI DMS
cal: BYE BYE
luke: fucjing dick
cal: who is this now
luke: its ur babe again
cal: .... dylan o'brien..?
luke: the fuck
cal: cmon
cal: do u not like a celebrity?
luke: logan lerman
cal: yes there we go
luke: we should have a foursome
cal: ... michael??
luke: n O BUT SERIOUSLY
luke: HOW HOT
cal: SHH DONT GIVE ME A BONER OR ILL JAB U
luke: WITH YOUR BONER??
cal: HOPEFULLY
luke: OK GOOD
