Five

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3 March, 2013 11:08pm

ilpenguins: iT WORKED

callama: WOOO

ilpenguins: but then everyone called me gay

callama: o

ilpenguins: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

callama: o?

ilpenguins: hey, i dont care what anyone else thinks

ilpenguins: im leaving in four months

callama: thats so cool (:

callama: wish i could do that haha

ilpenguins: its easy just tap ur ears and walk away

ilpenguins: or accept the insults and turn them into compliments

callama: someone called m fat the other day

ilpenguins: well say 'now that im fat i can eat more than u'

callama: ohhh

callama: cool cool

callama: someone said that i had a bad fashion taste?

ilpenguins: ok 1) u created those clothes for me

callama: yea but u got called gay

ilpenguins: so?

callama: mhm

ilpenguins: well your compliment is that at least ur original

callama: niceee can i do one for u?

ilpenguins: sure, someone said that my hair looks like shit piled on my head

callama: ok well i dont know what your hair looks like but im assuming its brown and curly (no offense if it is)

ilpenguins: no.. its actually blonde and quiffed up

callama: wtf??

callama: that doesnt look like a pile of shit?

ilpenguins: heh tell the bullies

callama: ok well give me another one

ilpenguins: they said i had a lot of pimples

callama: say they have a lot of attitude

ilpenguins: dammit ur way sassier than me

callama: what can i say? im calum

ilpenguins: and im juke

callama: jUKE U STILL HAVE TO TELL ME YOUR NAME

ilpenguins: nO

callama: i hELPED YOU YESTERDAY

callama: AND YOU ALSO KNOW MY NAME

callama: PLS I JUST WANT TO CALL YOU A NORMAL NAME

ilpenguins: idk man juke is a normal name

callama: t(-.-t)

ilpenguins: AWW THATS SO CUTE

ilpenguins: ITS A FLIPPING OFF EMOJI

ilpenguins: t(ツt)

ilpenguins: mines sarcastic

callama: t(ツ)_/¯

callama: walkin away from the haters

ilpenguins: youve learnt well

callama: bitch you got that from me

ilpenguins: i created the sarcastic one so shush

callama: r00d

ilpenguins: ok im going to sleep

callama: k

ilpenguins: good night

callama: .. good night..?

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