Well, This Bloody Sucks

Taco-Whaty?

"AHHH DON'T BITE ME!" I wake up screaming and panting heavily. Franticly I check my neck and sigh with relief. "Well I'm not bitten. Yet."

I observe my surroundings starting with the bed...

It's...pink.

I'm not trying to be rude. It's a nice colour and all but... It's pink. And girly. Whilst we're on the subject of girly,

"Who the hell got me changed?"

I find myself in a light pink nightgown with my hair in two thick plaits. "I swear if one of those damn pervs changed me then I'll-"

"You'll what, Little Bitch?" I look up to see Laito sitting at the foot of my bed and frown. I'm always getting interrupted around here.

"You're looking awfully sexy in your nightgown. And you're giving off the most wondrous aroma. I'm wondering if you're trying to tempt me, Little Bitch." He starts crawling towards me and I bring my knees up ready to aim a kick in the stomach when who should come in but...

"Hey! Don't try to touch what belongs to Yours-Truly without permission." Ayato decides to pop in. My saviour! Please note the extreme sarcasm.

"Chill Ayato you don't need to be so rough." Laito purrs.

"Hands off her, she's mine." Ayato growls in return.

"Try saying that again! I dare you!" I raise my voice.

"What's going on in here?" We all face our attention to Reiji. "Hurry up before we're late."

Both of the other brothers complain like two little boys. "And you need to get changed." He points his attention to me.

"Why? Where are we going?" I ask tentatively.

"I should think that it would be obvious, you're going to school." He almost scoffs.

Well it seem damn obvious now, Tightwad.

I look outside to see the setting sun. "You told me at my arrival that sunlight doesn't affect you. Why the need to go to a night school?" I challenge him.

"Although you're used to an active lifestyle in the daylight we can't abide you to do so. As long as you are in the Sakamaki household you will adjust to our lifestyle."

Oh, I get it. Life really hates me right now! How sweet!

"If this does not suit you, you are welcome to leave at any time."

"You said that if I leave then I'll be dead." I say dully.

"Did you say something?" He questions harshly.

I set my face in an expressionless tone. "Nothing you would be happy with it seems."

"Quit dawdling, hurry up and change into the school uniform I've laid down for you." He gazes at me from the corners of his eyes.

I stare at the uniform before me.

I'm not wearing it like that even if you paid me some real big money.

Next thing I know, all of them are gone.

With a sigh I get out of bed and make my way to my suitcase. I gaze at the sewing kit inside and smile fondly over ever fading memories of my mother giving me sewing lessons.

But first, I need to get that diary.

I meekly open the door to find Ayato. "Hi there, you haven't changed into your uniform yet. Yours-Truly would be happy to help you with that."