Well, This Bloody Sucks

Dammed Demented Bastard

Thank the Lord above! I found the phone again! I finally managed to escape the brothers for a while and find the telephone I found on my first time here.

I set my bag down on the table and hold the phone to my ear when I turn to see.

"AH! KANATO YOU POPPED OUT FROM NOWHERE!" I frantically state the obvious in my panicked shock.

He regards me dully and says "I was waiting for you."

"Ok. Care to say why?" I resume a calm state and place the phone down.

"I'm thirsty. And Teddy is too."
The teddy's thirsty?
"What do you think Teddy, of Eliza being do insensitive of our needs?"

"Oh sorry Kanato. Tell you what, I can make strawberry shortcake for you later. Would you like that too Teddy?"

"If you don't mind, would you kindly refrain from talking to Teddy as if you know him?" Kanato asks firmly but I can see the craziness in his eyes.

Oh crap, I'm screwed.

"Oh, I'm so sorry." I apologise quickly putting up a sweet front. "Wait a minute, I'll buy you something."

I walk away and five minutes later I return with a hot chocolate. I figured that Kanato might like it since he likes sweet stuff and I'm not voluntarily giving him my blood anytime soon.

"Here you go." I offer him the sweet beverage only for him to knock it on the floor scalding my hand in the process. "HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?"

"What's my problem? It's because you are such an airheaded mortal who doesn't seem to understand common sense."

"Says the guy who acts like he's a five year old!"

"What did you say to me?" He grabs my hand in anger before inspecting the faint red colour on it.

"Did the hot chocolate hurt your hand when it spilled?" He asks softly. "I hope that it didn't hurt your flesh. You poor thing."

He licks my hand before I pull it away in disgust.

"Hey, sometimes I wonder if you hate me and Teddy. Do you? Why aren't you interested in learning more about us?" He asks me.

I ponder over the question and sigh, "I don't hate you or Teddy, Kanato; I would like to get to know you better as well."

He cuts me off as he starts walking away, "Then I would appreciate it if you made more of an effort to."

I smile, "How about a tea party one day? You, me and Teddy. I'm a pretty good baker."

He pauses, "That sounds nice." And resumes his way.

Feeling proud that I haven't experienced on of his moods I reach over to pick up my bag to find it missing.

"Kanato, you haven't seen my bag have you?" I ask.

"Oh, I almost forgot, I put it on the roof."

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You did what?" I ask hoping that I have a hearing problem.

"You heard me; I put it on the roof."

"Why did you do that?"

He half turns with a creepy smile. "I did it to teach you a lesson."

"What did I do now?" I whine but he ignores me and addresses Teddy.

"Teddy, everyone knows that the telephone is broken, don't they? It's been that way for nearly two weeks now."

And with that he leaves, leaving me seething with anger and frustration.

Remind to kill that bastard one day...