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Artemis' Hunt

(A/N: The media^ is what Percy shared.)

Percy Jackson shared a photo: BWAHAHAHAHA CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Do gods actually have necks like that???!

Comments:

Will Solace: Friendly reminder that you might want to take it down before he sees this.

Percy Jackson: Bro, have you explored the privacy mode yet? I've excluded Ole Thunderpants already, and Hera too.

Thalia Grace: The Olympians are practically in the same room. And there's still me and Jason.

Percy Jackson: You wouldn't tell him!!

Jason Grace: I dunno... I might need to ask about his neck.

Poseidon: Human Imagination never ceases to amaze me. After millennia of living with my brother I have never tried shaving him. Perseus, you have given me a new idea.

Athena: When he has a new idea, it's usually codeword for 'run'.

Poseidon Almighty: Is that any way to talk to your uncle, Thenie?

Athena: Do not call me that. And the last time you had an idea, the Civil War ran wild.

Hazel Levesque: For a girl who lost most of her family to the war, can I ask what Poseidon did?

Hades: I don't know, can you?

Nico Di Angelo: Dad! Is this the time?

Athena: Poseidon broke the oath of never taking sides in a war, the water-supply cut off was one of the greatest causes for the Confederates to lose.

Poseidon Almighty: Technically, we made that oath after the war. So I broke nothing, except maybe your temple just now. I have no idea why an earthquake happened.

Hermes: Or even why a stampede of horses broke one of the supporting columns? My lady, I have accessed the damage, no one was killed.

Poseidon: I made sure of that, dope.

Athena: I wasn't finished. After the war, he appeared in the dream of young Margaret Mitchell, and gave her the idea to write 'Gone with the Wind'.

Jace Herondale: Wait, so we actually have the mythology water god to thank for some of my school-based assessments?

Percy Jackson: Thanks a lot, Dad. Most of the time, you are cool. But this time, you are not.

Poseidon the Awesome: Because I am hot.

Jason Grace has updated his status.

*Bro, RUN! - with Percy Jackson*

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Wassup?

Jason Grace: Dad just mutilated half of Disney World.

Percy Jackson: Fess up, who sold me out?

Percy Jackson: Meanwhile, tell Annabeth I've gone into hiding.

Thalia Grace: Sure. Friendly reminder: electricity passes through water.

Percy Jackson: What??! Asdfghjkl!!!

Thalia Grace: I told you to join the hunt, Annabeth.

Jason Grace: Electricity passes through water??!