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*Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Rhyming is so hard,
Like I am for you.*
Simon Lewis: Dude...
Jocelyn Garroway: Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Say one more word,
And I'll strangle you.
Draco Malfoy: Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
Wait that's wrong just get in my bed
Magnus Bane: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
For the sake of rhyming,
I hate Peru.
Demeter: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sunflowers are yellow;
I know you were expecting something romantic, but no, these are just gardening facts.
Thor: People say that roses are red, but I've seen pink and white ones too.
So can I truly trust the things that I hear? Are violets really blue?
I could've sworn violet was purple, am I being tricked and deceived?
Who should I trust and what should I do, with all the things I believed?
I feel so confused about all of this now, thank goodness I have you,
You're the person that I can trust and know will always be true.
Now wait a minute, I had something planned, there was something I was going to do...
Oh I remember..a love poem.
Here it goes:
Roses are red and violets are blue... My dear Jane Foster, I love you.
Lily Potter: Re: Severus Snape
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue,
No mutual friends,
Who the Hell are you!?
George Weasley: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Heaven has Wi-Fi!?
Bitches, I'm coming through
Fred Weasley: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Dear brother mine,
I miss you.
Jaime Lannister: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This joke's overused,
My sister too.
Steve Rogers: Roses are violets,
Unicorns are fluffy,
Wait how does this work,
Fondue
Draco Malfoy: Apples are red,
Apples are green,
I love you Hermione,
Will you marry me?
Ronald Weasley: Blood is red,
Bruises are blue,
Fuck you Malfoy,
You are so doomed.
Hermione Granger: Roses are red,
Ready for plucking,
Girls out of Hogwarts,
Are ready for... boredom
Doctor Who: Roses are red,
The TARDIS is blue,
If this is my last chance to say it,
Rose Tyler, I...
Simon Lewis:Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have five fingers,
The middle one's for you😭
Queen Maureen: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know you have five fingers,
And I want at least two;)
Tony Stark: Roses are red,
Oranges are orange,
...damn
Loki: Roses are red
Let me tell you something new
Violets are violet
They're not fucking blue
Clarissa Fairchild: Some roses aren't red,
Some violets are blue,
Nobody's wrong,
Except maybe you
(A/N: I really enjoyed this chapter!)
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