Medusa updated her status.
*Hiss hiss muthafackers*
Jace Herondale: Didn't Barnacle Beard 2.0 send her back to Tartarus?
Medusa: duck-fearer!!
Minho: this is why I like killing humans
Medusa: makeup-failure!!
Aphrodite: Did someone say MAKEUP-FAILURE!?♡
Medusa: heart of stone!!
Percy Jackson: ...
Medusa: handsome one!!♡♡♡
Annabeth Chase: Hey! Back off!
Medusa: The accursed Mrs. Jackson!!
Annabeth Jackson: wait what
Annabeth Jackson: WAIT WHAT?!!
*Annabeth Jackson has logged off*
Poseidon Almighty: whoops there goes your chances of proposing to her. Gone like my goatee
Hades: This is very disturbing.
Percy Jackson: DADDDD
Sally Jackson: Don't be silly, Percy couldn't be planning on proposing.
Paul Blofis: He's only 22, dude
Percy Jackson:
Paul Blofis: Wait, is that a finger measure?
Sally Jackson: Tiffany's!???!!?!
Percy Jackson:
Percy Jackson: mum...
Sally Jackson:
Poseidon Almighty: Ooh see that rainbow-colored dodo bird up my brother's nostrils?
Sally Jackson:
Sally Jackson: YOU KIDDING ME!? THIS IS AMAZING! OMGS CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN. THEIR NAMES ARE SO GOING TO BE DRACO AND HERMIONE!!
Ronald Weasley: i think I'm going to be sick...
Hermione Granger: *trying and failing to hide blush*
Ronald Weasley: by Merlin's broken crotch you are not crushing on that git
Hermione Granger: Ronald...
Hermione Granger: he's great in bed...
*Ronald Weasley has logged off*
A/N: HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
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