Harry is online
Hermione is online
Draco is online
Neville is online
Ron is online
Sorting Hat is online
McGonagall is online
Harry: How can the Sorting Hat have a FaceBook account?
Ron: Who cares?
McGonagall: The first victim- I mean, student...
ALL: ...
Sorting Hat liked McGonagall's post
McGonagall: The first student to be sorted is...
Potter, Harry
Harry: Wish me luck guys!
Sorting Hat: Hmmm, let's see... anger management,
Harry: Do not!
Sorting Hat: Cunning,
Harry: Excuse me?!
Sorting Hat: Clever...very clever
Harry: Why thank you!
Sorting Hat: Just like his father, including the bad things
Harry: Like what?
Sorting Hat: A certain disregard for the rules...
Harry: So?
Hermione: Harry how could you?!?!?!
Sorting Hat: Better be....
SLYTHERIN!
Harry: WHAT?!
WTH?!
Harry is now being dragged away by security
Harry changed his status: I will get you, you Sorting Hat! Even if it's the last thing I do!!!!!
Harry is offline
ALL: O_O ......
McGonagall: The next to be sorted: Granger, Hermione!
Hermione: (says to self) Oh no! It's okay, just relax. Relax. Deep breaths, that's the key! Okay let's do this.
Ron: Uhhh weirdooooooo
Sorting Hat: Very clever, a wise one indeed...
Hermione: ikr
Sorting Hat: Muggle-born?
Ron: WHAT?!?! THAT'S IT HERMIONE! WE'RE DONE!!!
ALL: ...
Sorting Hat: Now, which house would you like?
Hermione: Gryffindor please!
Sorting Hat: Okay then better be...
Hermione: *fingers crossed*
Sorting Hat: RAVENCLAW
Hermione: O_O
But...but...I said Ravenclaw!
Sorting Hat: Haha!
Hermione: Meanie....
Sorting Hat: If you're gonna be like that then I'll put you in Slytherin instead!
Hermione is now offline
McGonagall: Weasley, Ronald!
Fred is online
George is online
Sorting Hat: SLYTHERIN!
Ron: ...
Fred: ...
George: ...
Ron just changed his status:
Lol I just ditched my family - YOU GUYS JUST GOT WEASLEYED!!!!
Ron is offline
Fred: (says to George) We should use that phrase someday...
George is now offline
Fred is now offline
McGonagall: Longbottom, Neville!
Why do I feel like that's a rude word?
Sorting Hat: Complete idiocy, can't remember anything, really dumb, but likes Herbology...like a lot...
Neville: I would like Gryffind-
Sorting Hat: Oh Sure! Lets just go and put someone like that into the BEST HOUSE OF ALL TIME!!!!!! THE BRAVEST HOUSE THERE IS! SURE!
HUFFLEPUFF!!!!
Neville: *sobbing*
Neville is now offline
McGonagall: Finally we have: Malfoy, Draco!
Sorting Hat: Let me see....
Draco: *whispering* Slytherin, Slytherin, Slytherin
Sorting Hat: You want Slytherin, eh?
Draco: Uh yeah...duh...
Sorting Hat: HUFFLEPUFF!!!!
McGonagall: *chuckles to self*
McGonagall is offline
Draco: WAIT! STOP! NO! PLEEEEAAAASE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco just changed his status to:
Mah life sucks - Ahm a Hufflepuff....bish plez
Draco is offline
Voldemort is now online
Voldemort: OOOOOO!!!! Hey can I have a go?
Please?
Pretty please?
Pretty please with a cherry on top??!?!!
Sorting Hat: HUFFLEPUFF!
Voldemort: O_O.....
......
Me? In Hufflepuff?! Where everyone dances around and plays sparkle fairy princesses and unicorns all day? Me?! The greatest villain of all time? The one that everyone is supposed to fear? In Hufflepuff?!?!
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