Voldemort has a new status: I am the most evil villain in the world
Satan: No, you're not, I am.
Voldemort: Says who?
Satan: Says me! I'm the devil! THE Devil!
MadameOfHorror: NOT ANYMORE!!!
Voldemort: Huh?
MadameOfHorror: AVADA KEDAVRA
Satan is dead and is unable to continue posting on FaceBook. Therefore, he is now offline.
Voldemort: Did you just kill the devil?
MadameOfHorror: ...Yes...I think so...
Voldemort: So who's The Devil now?
MadameOfHorror: ...
Voldemort: ...
MadameOfHorror has a new status:
I'm the new Satan - feeeaaaarrrrr meeeee!
Voldemort: ...
Peter Pettigrew, Bellatrix Lestrange and Lucius Malfoy started following MadameOfHorror on FaceBook and have unfollowed Voldemort.
Voldemort: Excuse me?!
Bellatrix: Sorry Milord, you've been replaced.
Lucius: I guess we can stop calling you "Milord" now.
Voldemort: But...does that mean...that..that...
Peter: That what?
Voldemort: That I have been dis-invited from the weekly cookie and beer club we used to have?
Bellatrix: I'm afraid so.
Voldemort: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
MadameOfHorror: Mwahahahaha!!!
Harry: It's ok Voldy, you can join me, Dumbledore and Hagrid's DAILY cookie and beer club!
Voldemort: O_O DAILY?! O_O
Count me in! ;D
A/N: I would just like to thank MadameOfHorror for supporting me and this...uh...book? Anyway, if YOU would like to be in a chapter, comment below. Also remember to give me some ideas and I will try and post new chapters every week.
Thanks for reading and voting! xoxo
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