Quirrell is now online
Voldemort is now online
Filch is now online
Dumbledore is now online
Ginny is now online
Harry is now online
Hermione is now online
Ron is now online
Draco is now online
Umbridge is now online
Harry: Can't you hear it?
Ron: Hear what?
Harry: The voices!
Hermione: There aren't any voices, Harry...
Harry: It wants to kill...
Ron: Whaaat the bloody hell are you on about?
Harry: ARE YOU GUYS DEAF OR SOMETHING?! THE VOICES COMING FROM THE WALLS!!!!!!
Hermione: ...
Ron: ...
Draco: ...
Quirrell: ...
Umbridge: ...
Ginny: ...
Dumbledore: *whispers* I'll distract him while you guys run...
*whispers* Why aren't you offline yet?
ALL: ...
Voldemort: This is why he needs to be killed...
ALL: ...
(later in the day)
Filch: ARGH! MRS NORRIS!!!!
Draco: Enemies of the heir beware? You'll be next m*dbloods!
Hermione: *hysterically sobbing*
Filch: WHO DID THIS TO HER?!?! I DEMAND PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!!
Ginny: uhh...
Ginny is now offline
Filch: If it was you Potter, I'll...
I'll...
I'll...
HAND YOU STRAIGHT OVER TO VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!
Voldemort: YEESSSSSSSSSSSS!
I WI-IN! I WI-IN! IMMA KILL HARRY POTTER!
NA-NA-NANA-NA!!!
Dumbledore: Argus, you will do no such thing!
Voldemort: Whaaa??? *music stops* *record breaks* *game over sound effect*
(Says to Death Eaters) Looks like the party's over boys...
Filch: Harry murdered my cat!
Harry: No I didn't! Honestly! Come on guys! Help me! Tell them it wasn't me!
Hermione is now offline
Ron is now offline
Umbridge: Tsk tsk... You must never tell lies Harry...
Harry: But I didn't-
Umbridge is now offline
Snape is now online
Neville is now online
Dumbledore: Look - I'm terribly sorry to hear about you cat, Argus.
Voldemort: Yeah...
Draco: ...
Filch: ...
Snape: ...
Neville: ...
Harry: This is getting awkward...
ALL: ...
Quirrell: I like cats ;) *wink*
ALL: OH GOD!
Voldemort: NOOOO! NOT THE WINKY FAAAAAAAACCCEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dumbledore: You're fired
Snape: 69 points from... from... oh whatever
Draco unfriended Quirrell
Snape unfriended Quirrell
Dumbledore unfriended Quirrell
Harry unfriended Quirrell
Voldemort unfriended Quirrell
(Neville unfriended Quirrell)
(Filch unfriended Quirrell)
Quirrell: ARGH!!! WHAT IIISSS THIS MAGIC?!?!?!
Quirrell is now offline and slowly turning into sand
Hermione is back online
ALL: *panting*
Dumbledore: Oh my GOD!
Harry: Tell me about it!
Voldemort: IKR?! And I had to LIVE on him!!!
Draco: uhhh...
Dumbledore: ...
Neville: ...
Voldemort: This is getting awkward isn't it...
Snape: Yup...
Filch: You can say that again...
Voldemort: Well, I best be off - got some killing to do!
Filch: And I've got some punishing to do!
Hermione: And I've got some homework to do!!!
ALL: Uuuuggghhh! Her-MIONEEEE
ALL offline
A/N: Hi everyone! This was a really long chapter I know. I hope you liked it! I know my first couple of stories are a bit lame but the newest ones are a lot better. I've also gotten some inspiration from other websites so be sure to keep reading. Thanks! xx
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