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Chapter Nine: Ditched and Dumped

Hermione changed her status:
I wuv u Edward!!!

Harry: O_O

Ron: O_O

Draco: Hermione! How could you do this to me?!?!

Ginny: uhh..

Harry: No comment

Dumbledore: Yeah Hermione! You promised me that I was next!

Draco: What?

Harry: No comment

Luna: Ohmihgodddd Hermione! Why are you cheating on me?

Draco: And me!

Ron: And me!!

Dumbledore: And me!

Snape: What about me!

Voldemort: Don't forget me!!

Edward: BACK OFF SHE'S MIIIINNNNEEEE

Harry: Once again, no comment

Ginny: Uhh Hermione...how many people have you cheated on?

Hermione: OOPS-I-JUST-REALISED-I-FORGOT-TO-DO-MY-POTIONS-ESSAY-I-HAVE-TO-GO-RIGHT-NOW-I-LOVE-YOU-ALL-BYEEEEEE

Hermione is now offline

Harry: But we already did the potions essay...

Voldemort: ...

Ron: ...

Luna: ...

Snape: ...

Dumbledore: ...

Draco: ...

ALL: ...

Edward: She's still mine...