Hagrid is now online
Dumbledore is now online
Snape is now online
Voldemort is now online
Hagrid: The ol' gang back t'gether!
Voldemort: So where were we meeting?
Dumbledore: Hogsmeade?
Voldemort: Yup
Hagrid: Sounds good
Snape: I still don't think this is a good idea
Voldemort: What r u talking about Sev?
Dumbledore: Yeah Snapey! Stop being such a party pooper!
Snape: But-
Hagrid: But what?
Snape: But...we're all supposed to be arch enemies! And we're all supposed to be trying to stop Volemort from killing Potter! I mean, you HATE him!
Voldemort: I see u have a point.... Let's bring him along then!
Harry is now online
Harry: I'm in losers!
Hagrid: Yassss!
Dumbledore: C u guys there then! 9pm til' 12am
Voldemort: Sure thang! Harry, we're gonna have the party of a lifetime!
Harry: You said it Voldy!
Hagrid is now offline
Dumbledore is now offline
Harry is now offline
Voldemort is now offline
Snape: But, guys?
Oh well...
Snape is now offline
(12 in the morning)
Snape is now online
Hagrid is now online
Dumbledore is now online
Harry is now online
Voldemort is now online
Voldemort has changed his status from:
Dark Lord - fear me
to:
I am da Boss, da 1 and only, da bestest villain, the Darke Lorde!!!!
Snape: *drunkly* I don't know why I ever doubted you guys!
Dumbledore: *drunkly* IKR?!?!?!?!
Hagrid: *drunkly* i wuv u
*BANG*
Hagrid is now offline and passed out on the ground outside his hut
Voldemort: *drunkly* Hawy, will u bee mah fwend????????
Harry: *drunkly* Shhhhhhhhaaaawwwwwaaaa! I mean, we were always fwends wight?
Voldemort: *still drunk* Yah. I mean, we can just go bak 2 kiwin' each uva in da mornin'!
Snape: *drunk and drooling* But guuuuuyyyssss! It issssss da mornin! We wer up aaaalllllll nite!
Dumbledore: *drunk and about to fall over* Oh yeaaaaaahhhhhh!
Harry: *still drunk* nice 1 Dumbles!
Voldemort: *drunkly* I guess I should try 2 kill u now...
Harry: *drunkly* yah me 2...
Dumbledore: *drunkly* K well I gtg before Minerva rolls onto my side of da bed and realises I'm not there. Dumbles out!
Dumbledore has changed his username to: Dumbles:P
Dumbles:P is now offline
Snape: *snaps out of drunkenness* Whaaaaaat just happened?
Harry: *snaps out of drunkenness* huh?
Voldemort: *still drunk* oh wups... u guys can sort dat out while I...
While IIIIII...
Ummm...
Bye
Voldemort is now offline
Snape: Why are you online after hours Mr Potter?
Why are you chatting to the most evil villain of all-time?
Why are you-
Hang on...
Can someone please explain to me why I am half naked and covered in beer?
Harry: Uhhhhh
Snape: Potter you-
Harry is now offline
Snape: O_O
Snape is now offline and having a hangover
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Fiksi PenggemarI wrote this AGES ago so please don't judge it's cringiness.
