A/N: This chapter is dedicated to mugglefan5972 because they have supported this book so much and I am so grateful. If you would like to be in one of my chapters or to have one dedicated to you just leave a comment and I'll be sure to have you in the next one. Hope you enjoy!
Voldemort is now online
Lucius Malfoy is now online
Severus Snape is now onlineBellatrix Lestrange is now online
Narcissa Malfoy is now online
TwinkleFairy Sparkles is now onlineVoldemort: Sup y'all
Bellatrix: Mi'lord
Lucius: Yo
Severus: Wattup homies?Narcissa: Heylo!
TwinkleFairy: Hi guys!
Voldemort: ...
Bellatrix: ...
Lucius: ...
Narcissa: ...
Severus: ...
Voldemort: ...who are you?
TwinkleFairy: Me?
Lucius: O_O yes, you.
TwinkleFairy: Oh but you know I'm- oh right sorry guys.TwinkleFairy Sparkles changed his username to Peter Pettigrew just now
Voldemort: Oh right.
Severus: That makes more sense...
Bellatrix: MhmmVoldemort: Anyway, with Mr Potter not at Hogwarts anymore, searching for my Horcruxes, we have bigger problems...
Lucius: Being able to keep Death Eaters at the Ministry?
Peter: Harry Potter finding the Horcruxes?
Narcissa: Harry Potter and his friends overpowering you and destroying all evil?
Voldemort: No...something far more dangerous...this is my friend comes in...
Severus: ??Mugglefan is now online
Mugglefan: We need fake IDs...
Peter: ...
Bellatrix: ...Narcissa: ...
Lucius: ...
Severus: ...
Voldemort: All right thas what ahm talkin bout!
Mugglefan: Oh yeah!Voldemort sent Mugglefan a virtual hug just now
Would Mugglefan like to send Voldemort back a virtual hug?
Virtual hug sending...
Sent 1m ago
Severus: My Lord, may I ask why we need fake IDs?
Lucius: I have to agree, I mean, what good will they do?
Voldemort: We can't just go wandering around out in the open! If we are going to find Harry, no one can know who we are.
Bellatrix: Yes, mi'lord, but won't we also need disguises?
Voldemort: Now THAT'S an idea!
Mugglefan: I'll be sure to get us all some of those too.Peter: Who are you?
Mugglefan: I'm Batman.
Bellatrix: ...
Narcissa: No, seriously, who are you? I mean, the Dark Lord would never be friends with a real Muggle fan...would he..?
Severus: ...hmm...
Mugglefan: Ok...you can't tell anyone...I am...Peter: Yes, who are you?
Mugglefan: I am...
Narcissa: ListeningMugglefan: I am...
Lucius: WHO ARE YOU?!
Mugglefan: I can't say here... I'll tell you later....
Lucius: GAAAAAA
Narcissa: Calm down, honey. Don't upset the fan that is of Muggles...Peter: Anyway, let's talk about these disguises and fake IDs. When will they be ready?
Mugglefan: I left a package at your front door step a few hours ago.
Bellatrix: Who's front door? We're all in one house.
Mugglefan: It's outside Malfoy Manor.
Lucius: ....how did you know where I live?
Voldemort: *blushes* oops
Mugglefan: Anyway, can some one PLEASE open the door and collect them before they get stolen?
Peter: Going now...
Peter: Got them!
Severus: Oooo! These IDs are awesome! Wait - why is my name Rainbow Dash?
Narcissa: And mine Twilight Sparkle?
Peter: Ew I hate Pinky Pie!
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FanficI wrote this AGES ago so please don't judge it's cringiness.