Nitya
This shit is not for me I am telling you. I know nothing about cooking, and they've made me stand in the kitchen alone, thinking I'm from MasterChef or something!
I know how to make rotis properly round, and also the cold coffee that I drink in the morning, but other than that? I am hopeless, and of course, I cannot feed them brownies for breakfast. haye kanha! help me, PLEASE.
And this freaking man-child! He won't leave me!
"Leave me abhi! I am already so freaked out, don't make it worse for me!" I say in anger while shouting, Is this the first time I've shouted at him? Maybe...
Whatever, I have to focus on the rotis. I was putting the roti on the tawa to bake it when I heard a sniffling sound from behind me. is there a kid in here? oh my god, did I scare a kid with my anger breakdown? Shit.
I turn around and see- Abhi. Standing in a corner. Crying.
The fuck?
and when I take a closer look at him, there are no tears. Just a pout. He's fake crying, aww, he's so cute. Wait- this gadha aadmi!
"ABHI!" he flinched
(a/n: aww poor baby, biwi ki attention ka bhookha)
"ye na faaltu ki acting band kro nhi toh ab mai ro jaungi sach mai" I said while sitting on the floor with my head on my knees, definitely about to have a mental breakdown and seeing me, he runs and sits on his knees in front of me like my saviour that he is.
(stop this acting for once, or else I am gonna start crying.)
"Rani sa! I am sorry, I am sorry, don't cry, please. I can't see tears in your eyes. Wait, I'll leave, you stop crying-"
"Tum kha jaa rhe ho ab!" I said while crying, How dare he say he'll leave me alone. chudail aadmi!
(where are you going now!)
"Aap meri wajah se ro rhi hain na-"
(you are crying because of me)
"Kisne kha tumahari wajah se ro rhi hoon! Mujhe khana banana nhi aata tabhi toh ro rhi hoon aaya bada sigma male khi ka biwi rone lagi toh kehta hai mai ja rha hoon tum apna dekhlo-"
(Who said I am crying cause of you! I don't know how to cook, that's why I am crying. This sigma male, his wife started crying so he's like I am leaving )
"Maine kab aisa bol-"
(when did I say that-)
"Chup ek dam chudail aadmi! Meri poori life kharab krdi! Told me he'd treat me like a princess and see? He's telling me to make food for him."
(shut up you witch man! You destroyed my whole life! Told me he'd treat me like a princess and see? He's telling me to make food for him.)
"Baby aap roiye mat hum hai na sab krdenge-"
(baby don't cry I'm here right? I'll do every-)
"Kya karoge tum! sab tumhari galti hai na mai tumse shaadi krti na aaj mujhe khana banana padta!"
(What will you do? Everything is your fault. I neither would have married you nor would I have had to make food.)
"Aise nhi boliye rani sa aap dekho mai abhi phat se sab ready-"
(don't say stuff like that rani sa see I'll make everything ready-)
"Chup kro tum! Mujhe nhi rehna tumhare saath-"
(shut up! I don't wanna live with you)
"Aap periods pr ho kya?"
(are you on your periods?)
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