Who are you?

Umm.

JENSEN

That kiss i received from Calum was not pleasurable at all, like i;m not gay and i can't believe my disgrace of a brother is. Don't get me wrong i have nothing against gays its just i'm not one. He must have noticed that i didn't enjoy it because he asked me if i was okay but i played it off as i just wanted to get home. Unfortunately for me that wasn't an option yet because i had to get stupid tests at the hospital.

after about 3 hours at the hospital i was finally released and they said i had to come back about a month later for my blood test results (i know its a lot less than that but bare with me lol). I got in the car with Calum and Liz, Calum wanted me to sit in the back with him but i refused not really wanting to spend time with him alone in a back seat. When we got to the house, of course i already knew where he lived having stalked Luke many times before, Liz asked Calum if he would like to stay the night. Calum spoke up, "If that's okay with you babe." i flinched at the word, "Um actually if you don't mind i'd like so alone time tonight." i said hoping he wouldn't push it but Liz did, "No you're most definitely not sleeping alone, Calum will stay over and we will all sleep in the living room together." she said.

i mentally groaned but at lest with her in the living room with us he can't really do anything to me, i mean unless he has no problem kissing me in front of Liz. 

LUKE

I had finally managed to fall asleep in that uncomfortable position when i hear a door slam waking me up. I sit up straight and stare at the door waiting to see who was going to walk in. I was expecting Jensen but a tall brunette walked in instead. "Well well well, i must say the resemblance is uncanny. if i didn't know any better i'd say you were my boyfriend." she says laughing. "You're Jensen's girlfriend?" i ask. she nods her head yes and walks over to me.

She kneels down so that she's eye level with me, she grabs my chin and studies my face carefully. "Hmm not much of a difference except you have a little freckle by your right eye and Jensen doesn't." she thinks for a moment, "Hm i wonder if you taste the same as him." she says leaning in but i turn my face to the side, "I'm gay!" i say hoping she won't try anything.

she gets off the floor and i thank the lord that she backed off, "Such a shame, so much hotness wasted on another guy. why are all the good ones gay? anyways i brought you dinner, nothing fancy just pb&j with water. now i'm going to feed you so if you don't want to lose you're food privileges i suggest no funny business." she says with a stern voice so i take her seriously. 

After she feeds me i finally ask the question I've been wanting to ask for a while, "Hey how do i go to the bathroom?" 

HAHAHAHA am i a genius for ending it like that or what? hahaha i bet you guys thought he would ask something else xD so for the next chapter i might do a time skip and just describe all the things that Calum notices different about 'Luke' or i might actually write them out, idk yet. Xx