Helluva Boss: Loona x Male Hound Reader

Truth Seekers

After our mission, we entered an alley to open a portal back to hell. I was in my human disguise, but Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie's disguises wore off after we killed our target.
   "Shh... remember we can't be seen," Blitzo said in a hushed tone dropping the lid of a dumpster then knocking over a garbage can.
   "You are the only one making noise right now, sir," Moxxie said in a hushed tone.
   Blitzo put his finger, with a used condom on it, in Moxxie's face.
   "I said sush your dick sucking lips, Mox," Blitzo said in a hushed tone.
Loona had opened the portal and Millie was the first to enter. Five feet from the portal, I heard Blitzo yell to get down. I turned around fast and saw a human dressed in a black suit with a net gun aimed at Blitzo and Moxxie. Hearing a zip line above me I look up seeing another human in the same attire as the first repelling into the alley right in front of me.
   "Loona! Close it!" Blitzo exclaimed.
   My eyes went wide at this seeing the portal close.
   I ran at the one in front of me and began to fight her. She blocked my punches. I felt a sharp pain in my neck. I grabbed at it and found it was a syringe I stabbed it into the arm of the human I was fighting and she fell unconscious.
   I looked around for Blitzo and Moxxie but found they were unconscious.
   "How did you nullify our sleep serum?" The human asked.
   "Dun know," I said.
   I got ready to attack him but he shot two more of the syringes and I got hit with both of them. Everything started to spin and when I hit the ground everything went black.
   When I woke up I was in a room tied to a chair.
   "Ah, finally awake," the female said.
   "The fuck do you want?" I said.
   "We want answers," the female said.
   I could hear Blitzo behind me.
   "I can give you an answer," Blitzo said.
   "We want you all to be awake for the questions so we don't have to ask three times," the male said.
   I looked over my shoulder and saw Moxxie out cold.
   An hour later I hear him stir.
   "Finally awake huh little fella," the female said. "Your friends have been for a while."
   "Fucking lightweight," I said.
   They started asking questions but they were too fast for me to process what was being asked. I ended up zoning out. I was brought back to reality by the two humans leaving the room. When the door closed I caught a familiar scent.
   "It's ok, we just have to keep fucking with them and they will slip up then we can escape," Blitzo said.
   "Guys Loona is here and so is Millie," I said in a quiet tone so only Blitzo and Moxxie could hear.
   "I'm worried about Millie," Moxxie said.
   "It would take an act of Lucifer to stop her when she is pissed," I said.
   "We've never dealt with the human government before," Moxxie said.
   "Do you ever shut up about Millie?" Blitzo asked. "It's always how's Millie, I can't tonight I'm hanging with Millie. I'm so worried about Millie and she's always five fucking feet away from you."
   "That was oddly personal," Moxxie said.
   "Yeah, what the hell?" I asked.
   "I don't know why I let my guts spill like that," Blitzo said.
   "They're filling the room with a gas," I said.
   "I think it's some kind of airborne truth serum," Moxxie said.
   "Guessing at that Moxie?" Blitzo asked.
   "Ask me something specific," Moxxie
   "Does Millie peg you?" Blitzo asked.
   I had to stifle a laugh.
   "Yes sometimes," Moxxie answered.
   I couldn't hold myself back anymore.
   "What the fuck?!" Moxxie exclaimed embarrassed. "Why that?!"
   "I knew it," Blitzo said.
   I heard them begin babbling like idiots then my vision went hazy.

Hallucination
   I was at an altar with Loona and all my friends. The officiant was Lucifer.
"Do you Y/n Randolph take Loona Buckzo to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Lucifer said. "To have and to hold through sickness and health till death do you part."
   "I do," I answered.
   "Even though you are a danger to everyone around you," my ex-wife said.
   I looked around and saw everyone was dead and their blood covered everything I looked at my hands and saw blood. My breathing became labored and my heart was pounding. I looked back to where Loona was and saw her dead at the altar. I screamed and began to cry. I could feel something building up inside me. It felt like anger and rage but not at the scene before me no it was at the agents that captured us.

End Hallucination
   I opened my eyes and saw I was back in the interrogation room. I still had the feeling of rage building up.
   "You ok, Y/n?" Blitzo asked with a little bit of fear in his voice.
   "They messed with the wrong people," I responded with a low growl.
   I broke the restraints and freed Blitzo and Moxxie.
   "I know we don't have weapons so if you can fight, fight," I said. "I will not hold it against you if you can't."
   At that point, the two agents came into the room with four more agents.
   "You're not going anywhere!" The female agent exclaimed.
   I caught the scent of Loona and Millie. From how strong the scent was they were in the air ducts above us. A wicked smile formed on my face as I gathered the shadows and locked the agent's feet to the floor. I formed a shadow katana and dashed at the agents killing the four agents behind the two that captured us. Before I could do anything else I got hit with an electric shock causing me to fall to the floor. The two agents who captured us were standing above me.
   "You are one abnormal human, Mr. Randolph," the male said.
   "Maybe because I'm not human anymore," I said changing back to my hellhound form.
   Seizing the opportunity I kicked him into the female agent and both of them flew through the one-way mirror. I ran over to the group and hugged Loona.
   "Thank you," I whispered.
   "It's no problem," Loona whispered.
   More agents poured into the room and we got ready for a fight. I ducked and dodged attacks left and right. I ended up back-to-back with Loona. I used my shadows to keep agents off of us and kept killing. Soon there weren't any more agents.
   "Now, where are those fuckers that captured us?" I asked. "I want them to know who they fucked with."
   As soon as I finished the lights went out only to be replaced with a slow flashing red light.
   "Shit, let's blow this popsicle stand!" Blitzo exclaimed.
   The doors slammed shut and locked same with all the doors down the hallway.
   "The book!" Moxxie exclaimed.
   "S...shit, I can't read the spell in this light," Loona said. "I can't see dick."
   "Y/n?" Blitzo asked.
   "Sorry, I had my human disguise on since they caught us," I said. "And I gave you human disguises earlier.
   "Well shit, we milked this weapon dick dry and now we're out of badassery," Blitzo said.
   I began to growl at the two agents as did Loona.
   "Ha, you demons aren't going anywhere," the female agent said.
   They both looked scared. A TV turned on with static, showed an empty room then went back to static and flew off the wall at the agents. More TVs started to fly off the wall at the agents.
   "Who dares to threaten my little imp?" A strangely familiar voice said.
   "Who dares to imprison my brother?" Another familiar voice said.
   I saw a figure manifest behind the agents. The male agent was knocked to the ground while the female agent was being possessed by one of the two voices. The male agent got up and was about to place a hand on the female agent's shoulder. The female agent's head turned around beyond the capability that it should.
   "What's the matter, demon hunter?" The female agent said but her voice sounded more like Stolas. "Never seen a real demon before?"
   The once dead agents drew a glyph around her and she fell to her knees. A pitch black cloud spewed from her mouth and Stolas formed from it. The female agent ran to the other agent and hugged him afraid of Stolas. I then saw the other demon walk up to the agents.
   "We are not locked in here with you two," Lucifer said. "You are locked in here with us."
   Lucifer then grabbed them by their collars. Stolas walked up to the console and pressed a button and the lockdown was lifted. Stolas checked Blitzo for any wounds picked him up and opened a portal back to hell.
   "What do we do with these two?" I asked. "I have an idea and it involves the truth serum gas and a time bomb."
   Everyone looked at me with concern.
   "I'm kidding," I said. "No time bomb."
   I cracked my knuckles and approached them.
   "I'm going to make them pay for what I saw in that hallucination," I said.
   "I'll take care of it for you Y/n," Lucifer said. "They won't think of pursuing the demon realm after I'm done with them."
   I saw that both of them were scared after he said that.
   "Thank you for having my back Lucifer," I said stepping through the portal.
   Before the portal closed I saw them looking at Lucifer with fear.