Naruto Preferences & One-Shots !¡ [EDITING]

Hidan: Jashinist Know Best

Me and Hidan were in the middle of a ritual. He was finish but I wasn't. He was then making some noices.

"Oi can you shut the fuck up I'm not done yet." I said.

"Fuck off bitch." Hidan said.

I finished and threw one of my 6 inch throwing knives hitting his shoulder. I smirk.

"Fuck." Hidan said pulling out the knife.

"You fucking cunt." He growled.

"What are going to fucking do about it pussy." I said.

We then fought with our scythes yelling a bunch of profanities at each other. I then landed a punch on his right cheek.

"I don't need my fucking face damaged. Some people are actually good looking." Hidan said.

My face turned red of anger.

"Fuck you." I said.

Hidan smirked.

"I can fuck you." Hidan in my ear.

"Don't fucking do that shit Hidan." I said.

"I know you want to, you can't resist." Hidan said.

I slammed him into a wall crashing my lips on his. Me and Hidan have hooked up a lot of times and he always takes charge it's my turn. He trying to flip me over but I put my hand in his pants where his buldge is rubbing it roughly. He groaned in pleasure. I went faster.

"Fuck Y/N stop being a fucking tease." Hidan grabbing me and slamming me on the bed.

He kissed me roughly ripping my shirt.

"That was a good shirt dipshit." I growled.

"Like I fucking care." Hidan said.

He then kissed my neck. He unclasps my bra. He pinches my nibbles making me moan. He smirks. He kisses me taking of my shorts and underwear.

"Your already wet Y/N." Hidan said saying my name in a while.

He then slides tounge in my enterence. I moan. He swirls his tounge around. Puts a finger in adding two more pumping into me. I moan loudly. That makes him go faster.

"Hidan I'm about to..." I said and I came.

"You taste so fucking good." Hidan said.

"My turn." I grinning. I soon rip off all of Hidan clothes off.

I lick my palm putting my hand on his giant member and started pumping.

"Shit." Hidan groaned.

I then put his member his my mouth going up and down.

"Fucking shit." Hidan groaned again. I swirl my tounge around then deep throating it.

Hidan moaned quite loud actually.

"Fuck." He moaned.

He came and I swallow the salty but sweet taste down my throat. I took his member out of my mouth. Hidan pounces on me kissing me again then raming into me. I moan loud. He thrust fastly pounding into me.

"Hidan." I moaned.

"Scream my name." He said.

"Hidan." I moaned louder.

"Louder." He said thrusting harder.

"Hidan." I moaned even louder.

"Fucking Louder." He growled going faster and harder.

"HIDAN!!!" I screamed.

We then both climaxed at the same time. Hidan layed down next to me scratches all on his back.

"Man I think that was the best sex we had in fucking months." I said.

"Fuck yeah. So round 2." Hidan said.

"Hell yeah." I said pouncing on him.

A/N: Hope you guys like it. If you don't like sex well then you shouldn't read it. Hidan is Hidan how is their not going to be sex and cursing.
Please comment some of the Naruto characters even ship names like ShikaTema and NaruHina. It would help me update more for the one-shots.
So comment, vote, and Eat Ramen. BELIEVE IT. *sigh* Naruto rubs off of me and it's a drag. Damn it. ^_^