I have just handed Ryan his coffee when I turn see Dwight put a dead animal on Pam desk. ''Dwight, what the hell is that?'' I move behind Ryan ask I think I'm going to be sick. Dwight explains that it's dead, when Toby walks in I dont want anything to do with this so I go back to desk and when I learn that Dwight can cook it. I know I'm not going to be eaten anything today.
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''You know what time of year this is...It's Christmas my favourite hoilday. I'm so excited for this year because I have brought Jim the best gift ever. It's going to be a good day today. Apart from the dead goose.'' I hold up a red file that says 'Classified' on it. and I smile to the camera. ''
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I place my gift into the toy drive and stand with Pam. Michael comes in with a bike, that is clearly his. I head to the kitchen and make drinks for everyone. I hold up two trays, when Andy sees me, he opens the door for me. ''Thanks, Andy. Okay. Everybody as most of you know, Christmas is my favourite hoilday, so as a treat for everyone I have made Eggnog for you all, but with no alchol. Please enjoy.'' Everyone take a cup and Jim is the last person. ''Really?'' He grab one cup with a smile, ''Hey, Leave me alone Halpert and enjoy your damn Eggnog.'' I walk away as Jim laughs.
I walk up to Jim's desk, with my red file. ''Hey, I need to talk to you, follow me.'' I walk to the vending machines and wait for Jim. ''Okay, so I have to give you your gift now because well I did something very important.'' He smiles at me. ''Well what is it.'' I look down at the folder in my hand. ''For the past few months, I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA.''I hand Jim the folder. ''Are you serious.'' I nod. ''They're considering him for a top sercret mission. There's his application. And this is where I made him list every secret he promised he'd never, ever tell.'' We both laugh together. ''Last year my boss Michael Scoot, took a day off, 'cause he said he had pneumonia but really he was leaving early to go to magic camp. Wow.'' I laugh as he reads. ''So here is my gift to you, you get to decide what his top secret mission is. I was going to wrap it but..'' It goes silent for a few seconds. ''You know what? Um...I really don't think I should be doing this stuff anymore, though. Just 'cause of the promotion. Just feels like.'' My smile drops from my face. ''Oh, yeah sure totally.'' I hold my hand out for the file back and Jim gives it to me than walks away.
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''I feel like there's a chance for me to start over, And...if I fall back into the same kind of things I used to do, then... what am I doing?'' He shrugs his shoulders at the camera.
''I mean we are not kids anymore right, I didn't realise he was going to hate his gift, I should of got something else, You are such a stupid fucking idiot Jess.'' She puts her hands into her face and bends over.
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Jim is working at his computer, when he sees Ryan grabbing something from his drawer, then leaving his desk, he follows him with his eyes to see he is going to see Jess, when he looks over, Ryan whispers something to her and they both get up to go to the kitchen and both of them have big smiles on their faces, Jim face hardens are he stares at the kitchen door, all this is coaught on camera and when Jim sees he looks back at his screen. Wondering why they were both so happy, where did they go and what was they going to talk about.
I'm sat in this stupid meeting, when Angela implies Phyllis is whoreish, I go to move out of my seat but Pam stops me and shakes her head, everyone has come up with ideas except me because I don't even want to be here, I text Phyllis a couple of times, then I see that Karen has been kicked out. I walk out the door and follow her. ''Karen, Hey, you okay?'' She turns around. ''What gives her the right to treat me like that.'' I nod. ''I know Angela is not my favourite person right now but if you want to talk. Let me know.'' I give her a hug and walk to Pam desk to wait for her. when she cames back she says about talking to Karen. ''You talk and I'll gets us some hot drinks.'' Once drinks are made I walk to Karen's desk and place them down. ''Oh, raffle, I love that idea.'' They both smile at me. The camera pans to Jim behind and he stares at the three of us.

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It's you - Jim Halpert (Slow Updates)
RomanceJessica Bowman has been working at Dunder Mifflin for two years now as a saleswomen. She is best friends with Jim and Phyllis is like a mother to her. She is suddenly thrown into a tv documentary. With this comes with a whirlwind of emotions. That s...