More Bloody Gingers? (OHSHC fan-fic)

It's Time To Do It Now, And Do It Loud

Yuuki's POV

"Why'd you kick Kyoya out?" I asked Sakura.

"I didn't wanna share my pasta," She said, "But now you're here, so that didn't out for me, did it?" She turned to stare at me and I smiled innocently.

"Love you too, sis."

"So," Sakura said as she stirred a pot full of boiling water and pasta. "What did you get up to last night?"

We were sitting in her kitchen while she made us lunch, and I was at her kitchen table doing homework. "What do you mean 'get up to'?'

Sakura turned to face me and wiggled her eyebrows up and down. "Sakura ew."

"Sex isn't gross, Yuuki. Embrace it," Sakura said sagely as she stirred the pot.

"Do you have something to tell me, Sakura?" I asked slowly.

"Nope; I just know things. I'm a sex guru."

"Uh," I paused."What makes you say that?"

"I'm just very in tune with my sexuality, okay?" Sakura said, pointing her spoon from the pot at me, dripping water all over the floor.

"Okay. Just don't call yourself a sex guru in front of the Host Club. Or anyone," I instructed.

"Pasta's done!" Sakura said. She drained it in the sink and put it into bowls. "You want sauce?"

"Yep." Sakura put sauce on the spaghetti and put the bowls on the table.

"You'd think you'd know how to make pasta, Yuuki," Sakura said through a mouthful of spaghetti.

"You'd think I'd know how to boil water," I said as I twirled the pasta around my fork. "And yet..."

"That's just sad man. That's just sad."

"It's okay because I'm prettier than you." I smirked.

"We're identical."

"But personality wise I'm more attractive than you." I stuck out my tongue at her.

"You wanna play this game?" Sakura said as she laid down her fork."

"Yeah, let's g-" I started but was interrupted by Sakura's phone ringing.

"Tamaki! Perfect timing. I'm calling an emergency Host Club meeting. Music Room 3 tomorrow at ten; let everyone know. Be there or I'll kill you," Sakura said in a happy tone that contradicted her words.

"Sakura, what the hell?"

"Now we'll find out for sure who's the prettiest twin!"

Sakura's POV

"Dearly Beloved," I announced to the Host Club, "we are gathered here today, to get through this thing called life. Just Kidding; we're having a hotness competition."

"You called us here. At ten in the morning on a Saturday. To have a beauty contest." Honey-senpai said. If looks could kill, we'd all be dead.

"Well, you're not wrong but you're also not exactly right," Yuuki cut in, "It's an overall judgement on who's better. Social abilities, skills, talents, personality, and relationships. Though I"m fairly certain I'll win the social abilities category, since we all know how weird Sakura is."

"Naturally there will be an appearance-based aspect, though Yuuki clearly doesn't have enough brains to remember all the categories," I shot back.

"Hey; I'm not the one who had to take summer school two years ago," Yuuki glared.

"Not that this isn't great and all, but what does it have to do with the Host Club?" Haruhi asked.

"Well, we need judges! Impartial judges though, so Kyoya and Hikarou are out," Yuuki explained.

"According to Host Club contracts, hosts cannot participate in outside events,"Kyoya interrupted, whipping out his laptop.

"We're gonna do it like a game show, and sell tickets! To raise money for the Host Club! And obviously we're gonna need a host, and who better than the Host King?" I batted my eyelashes at Tamaki and looked hopefully at Kyoya.

"I'll allow it," he said after a pause."

"We've already cleared it with the school, it'll take place next evening on the grand stage," Yuuki clapped her hands together, "We've already got organizers in place and it should be a breeze."

"Haruhi, Mori-senpai, Honey-senpai and, Karou, you'll be our judges. Tamaki will be our tie-breaker if we need one," I said.

"What kind of competitions will this include," Kyoya asked, typing away at his laptop.

"Of course there will be the traditional evening gown portion, a question and answer section regarding our social skills, and as per usual, the talent portion. And a few surprises," I explained. "The organizers have taken care of it all. It'll be a big hit, don't worry."

"So clear your schedules people, we've got a show to put on," Yuuki announced.