Sakura's Gone Mad, Hasn't She?

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Sakura's POV

I woke up to find the sun coming in the window, and I looked the clock slightly confused.

"YUUKI! WAKE UP!" I screamed , she awoke with a start.

"WHAT?!?!  WHAT'S ON FIRE ?!?!?!"

"Uh...Nothing..." I said sheepishly.

"Then why am I awake?" She glared at me. And let me tell you, her glare is scarier then Kyoya's.

"Ehhhhhh....." I squeaked. "But what about our work for our classes? We missed three of them!"

"I got the twins to take notes for us," Yuuki groaned and sat up.

"The twins?! God, we're going to get a commentary about who was wearing what and how fat the teacher looked!" I sighed.

"Well, it's the best I could do, I kind of fell asleep before I could instruct them on the proper way to take notes. And you were no help, what with you fainting into Kyoya's arms and all," Yuuki snorted.

"Wait, WHAT?!?" I screeched , completely confused by this new information.

"Huh , what did I say ?" she asked faking innocence .

Meanwhile I was rambling on and on about what the heck had happened when I was out of it , and I ended up starting a question and discarding it to start a new one, so my speech became something like this " How did..? Why? I mean I took my vitamins this morning.. Barbie is a hoe,and well you know , Tamaki is crazy, and how? I'm strong! And you? Well... you and... Wait! What about the cupcakes!? And isn't Kyoya angry at me? WHERE'S THE MONKEY? ?!?!?!?!?! Why does it smell like gingers ?"I asked crumpling to the floor. I turned to see Yuuki looking mildly amused and the whole host club standing behind her.

"Well," I started " that answers a few questions."

"How?" Tamaki asked, looking just as confused as I did.

"Well, the twins are here, so that last question got answered, and Honey-senapi ate the cupcakes... and you!" I said, pointing to Kyoya "You just make that question even more confusing, and this Barbie" I said, holding up a barbie "Is dressed like a nun, which contradicts my statement, and who the hell wants to be a nun any more anyway!? " I finished. I looked around and saw that everyone was staring at me. "And Tamaki ! Why is he crazy?!?!" I added.

"Because he didn't take his vitamins," Yuuki said simply "Just like you..."

"You take vitamins too?" I asked, walking up to Tamaki- senpai.

"Yes, yes, he does!" Yuuki  said quickly, before Senapi could answer. He just nodded.

"Speaking of vitamins, you should take yours now," said Yuuki holding out two little pills,

"Mommy said not to take any pills you offer me, under any circumstances." I said, eying the pills.

"She was joking " Yuuki replyed, looking annoyed.

"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!?!!?? YOU CANT READ MOMMY'S MIND!!!...Can you?" I was feeling very confused.

"Of course I can, we are very close " She said.

"Mommy must not love me! Because I cant read her mind" I wailed, about to break down into tears.

"Yup; she doesn't love you, she only loves me " Yuuki replied, causing me to completely lose it and break down crying, making Kyoya come over and lead me over to a couch so I wont collapse .

"Go to sleep, this was all a dream, when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the real world " Kyoya said.

"But that makes no sense, Kyoya-senpai!" I answered. The look on Kyoya's face made me not want to ask more questions, because I didn't want to anger him."But, um.. I can't go to sleep/"

"Why not ?" He asked, pushing up his glasses.

"I don't have a pillow, duh." I replied.

"Well , I guess I'm just going to have to be a pillow then" he said, pulling me so my head was on his shoulder. Well, I thought to myself, this must be a dream, Kyoya is never this nice.

So I closed my eyes and fell asleep.

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When I opened my eyes everyone was there , the Host club and Yuuki, and they all looked like they had something better to do than look in my direction.

"I had a weird dream! And you were there "  I said, pointing to the host club " and you were there!" I said pointing to Yuuki "But you, monkey, were not, I think I was looking for you ...." I said looking at the random monkey that sat on the shelf.

"What the hell!??!?!" said Haruhi, "How did a monkey get into Ouran?!?!?!"

Well, I guess it was just a dream, I thought to myself as i joined in the group, explaining to Haruhi how the monkey makes this anime more of a comedy.

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