More Bloody Gingers? (OHSHC fan-fic)

Suggestively Transmitted Diseases?!?

Yuuki's POV

I looked at myself in the mirror as I finished changing into the boy's uniform. Damn I looked good. I had heard the whole conversation, and I was not happy about the outcome; even though I'd figured this would happen. I was saving my money to buy a car for myself , as the Camero that we arrived to school in was Sakura's. I came out of the changing room at the same time as Sakura exited hers , and we walked toward the Host Club together.

Kyoya broke the awkward silence first, " So, now to discuss the payment plan," he said, pushing up his glasses while writing in a little black book. "Your options are one; you can hand over the money to buy a new one by tomorrow at noon, but  seeing as your father owns many airlines, that shouldn't be too hard-"

"Listen, I'm saving my money, so that is not going to work." I replied defiantly, crossing my arms over my chest. How does he know so much about my family? What is up with this guy?

"Well, then I guess were going to have to come up with a different plan then, and since everyone has seen you dressed as girls so you can't work as hosts..." Kyoya replied.

"I know how to sew and she knows how to bake " I said pointing to my twin on my left.

"Hey! Don't bring me into this! I'm gonna be in enough trouble for the frog stunt" Sakura said, almost too quickly.

"Actually, having both of you here would be most...prudent" Kyoya said with a evil gleam in his eye.

"Congrats! You are now  part of the extremely exclusive Ouran High School Host Club!" Tamaki said excitedly.

"It's too bad they can't work as Hosts, Karou, I mean I've heard of threesomes, but a foursome, with two sets of Twins would be even more Taboo." Hikaru said suggestively with a wink.

"I"m surprised Kyoya didn't think of that; imagine the increase in customers," Karou said, smirking.

"There is no way in Hell we would have agreed to that." I replied, my voice full of sass.

The twins leaned in closer to us and whispered seductively in our ears. "You wouldn't have had a choice" and then backed up, expectantly.

I looked over to my twin and made a sound of disbelief. She nodded back to me, and we marched up to where they were. and slapped them across the face at exactly the same time.

"How dare you say something like that!" I shrieked, about to launch myself at Hikaru when Sakura screamed. "I DON'T WANT A SUGGESTIVELY TRANSMITTED DISEASE!" and ran to hide behind Honey-senpai.

The Twins rubbed their now red cheeks with their hands. "Does she mean... Sexually transmitted?" Karou said, confused.

"So.... When do we start?"