Twitter DMs~ Ashton Irwin

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A/n sorry I haven't updated in so long I had no ideas and I might have forgotten I had this.

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@Ashton5SOS: JESS

@Ashton5SOS: JESSICA

@Ashton5SOS: TALK TO ME JESS

@Ashton5SOS: fine I'll wait till you're lazy ass gets out of bed

@gigglinxirwin: your*

@Ashton5SOS: my little spell check is awake

@gigglinxirwin: is that my new name?

@Ashton5SOS: yes.

@Ashton5SOS: we need to talk Jessica

@gigglinxirwin: you know I hate being calle Jessica! It's Jess!

@gigglinxirwin: but what is it

@Ashton5SOS: I can't go on that date with you

@gigglinxirwin: oh, okay ash...

@Ashton5SOS: it was michael on here last night. I didn't walk in on malum doing anything

@Ashton5SOS: I left my phone and when I came back it was gone

@gigglinxirwin: I get it Ashton, you don't like me

@gigglinxirwin: bye now ash

@Ashton5SOS: no Jess please my little spellcheck

@gigglinxirwin: you know calling me spellcheck isn't cute right ash. I'm going now leave me alone

@Ashton5SOS: DONT YOU GO

@Ashton5SOS: CARRY ON WITH YOUR LIFE

@gigglinxirwin: Atl lyrics won't make me stay.

@Ashton5SOS: IT WAS A ONE NIGHT STAND TILL I WOKE UP NEXT TO YOU

@Ashton5SOS: oh...

@gigglinxirwin: I'm logging out.

@Ashton5SOS: don't hate me Jess please

@Ashton5SOS: Jessica where are you

@Ashton5SOS: MICHAEL AND LUKE ARE KINDA HAVING DRY SEX ON THE SOFA NEXT TO ME

@gigglinxirwin: MUKE

@Ashton5SOS: I thought you were logging out

@gigglinxirwin: no, I'm ignoring you. Bye ash.

@Ashton5SOS: well when you decide you want to talk I'll still be here waiting :(

Luke Hemmings is now following you

@Luke5SOS: you're Jessica aka spellcheck?

@gigglinxirwin: yup. That's me and you're luke Hemmings, why did you follow AND DM me

@Luke5SOS: your kinda hot tho

@gigglinxirwin: you're* but I see what you were doing Lucas

@Luke5SOS: ITS NOT LUCAS :-(

@gigglinxirwin: sorry Lucas

@Luke5SOS: whys Ashton sad?

@gigglinxirwin: why should I know.

@Luke5SOS: he's always smiling when you're talking then he blames michael when he says things he thinks would mess things up

@Luke5SOS: Mikey was never actually on Ashton's account it was all Ashton

@gigglinxirwin: are you still gonna be in Florida next week?

@Luke5SOS: FUCK YEAH!

@gigglinxirwin: Liz wouldn't approve

@Luke5SOS: I'm punk rock

@gigglinxirwin: your Instagram is luke_is_a_penguin

@Luke5SOS: PENGUINS ARE COOL!

@gigglinxirwin: you're not punk rock. Having a lip piercing doesn't make you punk rock

@Luke5SOS: I AM!

@gigglinxirwin: you're turning into Mikey there Lucas

@Luke5SOS: but he thinks he's punk rock but he's not I think I am and I am

@gigglinxirwin: sureeee whatever you say Luke.

@Luke5SOS: Ashton said you're ignoring him

@gigglinxirwin: maybe I am.

@Luke5SOS: why

@gigglinxirwin: I feel like he's using me, asking me on a date then cancelling the day after he asks and blames michael

@gigglinxirwin: why can't he just take responsibility and admit he just doesn't like me :-(

@Luke5SOS: YOU DO THE NOSE TOO! :-)

@Luke5SOS: but he looks so broken about this Jess

@gigglinxirwin: yes Lucas, I do the nose too :-P

@Luke5SOS: SO YOU WONT JUDGE ME FOR THE NOSE? :-------)

@gigglinxirwin: that's just weird Luke

@gigglinxirwin: can you meet me next week while you're in florida?

@Luke5SOS: yeah sure I'll tell the boys

@gigglinxirwin: no Luke just you

@Luke5SOS: oh, okay

@gigglinxirwin: thanks Lucas

@Luke5SOS: don't call me Lucas, Jessica

@gigglinxirwin: can I ask something

@Luke5SOS: would mum get mad at me if I answer

@gigglinxirwin: I don't think

@Luke5SOS: what is it

@gigglinxirwin: is anything going on with you and michael?

@Luke5SOS: uh...

@gigglinxirwin: lukeeeee

@Luke5SOS: I don't really know. I have feelings for him but I think he likes cal and cal likes ash

@gigglinxirwin: I ship muke

@Luke5SOS: so do I. I hate malum :-(

@gigglinxirwin: can I try to help?

@Luke5SOS: only if I can try getting jashton to happen

@gigglinxirwin: jashton?

@Luke5SOS: Jess and Ashton, don't you fans come up with names like that?

@gigglinxirwin: michael on his fan account always said jesston

@Luke5SOS: YOU KNOW MICHAELS FAN ACCOUNT? THATS LIKE TOP SECRET HE WONT TELL US

@gigglinxirwin: it's @fuckmelukey

@Luke5SOS: Ashton found mine and won't stop teasing me :-(

@gigglinxirwin: I know @fuckmemikey who knew you'd tweet muke smut

@Luke5SOS: Ashton told you :-(

@gigglinxirwin: and he mentioned the muke sexts

@Luke5SOS: you can't tell anyone

@gigglinxirwin: I've known for a while and I haven't yet don't worry Luke

@Luke5SOS: I have to go michael wants me bye Jess

@gigglinxirwin: have fun, but not too much ;-)

@Luke5SOS: STOP IM TOO INNOCENT

@gigglinxirwin: okay 'I tweet muke smut but I'm still too innocent' Luke

@Luke5SOS: BYE JESS

@gigglinxirwin: bye Luke