Twitter DMs~ Ashton Irwin

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~Ashton Irwin added you to a group~
@gigglinxirwin: ash why'd you add me into a group?
@Ashton5SOS: have you seen who's in here
@gigglinxirwin: no?
@Luke5SOS: I FEEL INSULTED
@Michael5SOS: shut up luke
@gigglinxirwin: MUKE
@Michael5SOS: MALUM
@Calum5SOS: FUCK YEAH
@Luke5SOS: :-(
@gigglinxirwin: but cashton
@Michael5SOS: go away Luke
@Ashton5SOS: cashton will never happen Jess
~Luke hemmings left~
@gigglinxirwin: stop being so mean michael
@Michael5SOS: but he's a dork
~michael Clifford added Luke hemmings~
@Calum5SOS: I want a puppy
@Ashton5SOS: we got RJ for you
@Calum5SOS: ever thought RJ gets lonely and needs a dog friend
@Michael5SOS: how many times do we have to you we won't get you another dog
@Luke5SOS: I hate this band
@gigglinxirwin: I HAVE DOGS
@Calum5SOS: CAN I COME VISIT WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS
@Luke5SOS: the way to win Calum hoods heart. Dogs.
@gigglinxirwin: Calum down cal
@Calum5SOS: tru tho Lucas
@Luke5SOS: it's Luke...
@Calum5SOS: ask me if I care Lucas. Ask me
@gigglinxirwin: I'm done with this band
@Calum5SOS: HEY ASH IS THIS THE GIRL YOU SAID YOUD FUCK UP THE ASS IF YOU GOT THE CHANCE
@Ashton5SOS: NO I DID NOT SAY THAT YOU ASSHOLE
@Calum5SOS: it was the asshole. You'd fuck her up the asshole if you got the chance
@gigglinxirwin: wtf...
@Ashton5SOS: NO I DID NOT SAY THAT
@Michael5SOS: he did. Tell her Luke
@Ashton5SOS: OF COURSE YOUD AGREE WITH HIM YOU FUCKING LOVE HIM DONT YOU SEE HOW IT HURTS LUKE
@gigglinxirwin: I don't know if I want to be in this now
@Luke5SOS: michaels just a dickhead
@Michael5SOS: can't help who I love
@Luke5SOS: Calum is daddy af
@Calum5SOS: stop
@Ashton5SOS: Calum's not daddy I am
@gigglinxirwin: Ashton is daddy
@Ashton5SOS: you'll be screaming daddy ;)
@Calum5SOS: TAKE YOUR SEXTING SOMEWHERE ELSE
@gigglinxirwin: no Ashton.
@Luke5SOS: NOW YOU KNOW HOW REJECTION FEELS
@Calum5SOS: ILL SCREAM DADDY TONIGHT IF YOU WANT
@Ashton5SOS: cashton will never happen cal
@Calum5SOS: what about that one moment that time?
@Ashton5SOS: WE PROMISED NEVER TO SPEAK OF IT
@gigglinxirwin: CASHTON CASHTON CASHTON CASHTON CASHTON
@Calum5SOS: YES JESS I LIKE YOU
@Ashton5SOS: no
@gigglinxirwin: we're not happening either so go fuck Calum
@Calum5SOS: LISTEN TO HER ASH
@Michael5SOS: but cal
@Luke5SOS: HAH NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS. PAYBACKS A BITCH
@Calum5SOS: I love you but then there's Ashton
@Michael5SOS: FUCK YOU ASHTON
@Ashton5SOS: I'm not gay
@Calum5SOS: but what about that one time
@gigglinxirwin: WHAT HAPPENED THAT ONE TIME
@Ashton5SOS: WE NEVER SPEAK OF IT
@Calum5SOS: we thought it'd be fun to give each other blowjobs
@gigginxirwin: CASHTON
@Ashton5SOS: YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN CALUM
@Michael5SOS: this is good blackmail material
@Luke5SOS: mikey why are you cuddling me?
@Michael5SOS: I lub you my lukeyyyy
@Luke5SOS: you love Calum
@Michael5SOS: can we fuck
@gigglinxirwin: MUKE
@Luke5SOS: mum won't approve
@Michael5SOS: she won't know
@Luke5SOS: what if she finds out
@Michael5SOS: she won't
@gigglinxirwin: Liz knows all
@Luke5SOS: SEE MICHAEL JESS EVEN KNOWS
@Michael5SOS: but I want sexxxx
@Luke5SOS: how drunk are you
@Michael5SOS: I'm not druunkkk
@Luke5SOS: you stink of alcohol
@Michael5SOS: CALUM BRING ME SOME MORE VODKA
@Luke5SOS: NO MORE VODKA
@Calum5SOS: when are the strippers getting here
@Ashton5SOS: CALUM WHY DID YOU SEND ME A NUDE
@Calum5SOS: ;)
@gigglinxirwin: remember a fan is in this group
@Michael5SOS: are you hootttt
@Michael5SOS: can we have sexxxx
@gigglinxirwin: go to bed michael
@Michael5SOS: only if you come with me ;)
@gigginxirwin: I don't think Ashton would let me
@Ashton5SOS: DAMN RIGHT I WONT
@Michael5SOS: but we've been talking longeerrrrr
@gigglinxirwin: michael I will not have sex with you
@Calum5SOS: wouldn't expect a fan to turn that down
@Ashton5SOS: she's a special fan
@gigglinxirwin: STILL HERE
@Ashton5SOS: and I love you
@gigglinxirwin: yeah good joke. Goodnight

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A/n I think that was kinda long. People should message me I like talking