Twitter DMs~ Ashton Irwin

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@gigglinxirwin: THANKS FOR THE SPAM GUYS

@gigglinxirwin: (ps my muke heart)

@Michael5SOS: YOU ARE WELCOME FOR THE SPAM JESS

@Ashton5SOS: I think it was sarcasm

@gigglinxirwin: it was sarcasm

@Michael5SOS: YOU ARE STILL WELCOME

@Luke5SOS: MICHAEL COME WATCH NETFLIX

@Calum5SOS: Netflix and chill

@Michael5SOS: what we watching?

@Luke5SOS: chill?

@Michael5SOS: is that you're way of asking too Netflix and chill?

@gigglinxirwin: your* to*
@Calum5SOS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Luke5SOS: maybe...

@Michael5SOS: yes then

@Ashton5SOS: NOT ON THE TOUR BUS PLEASE

@Michael5SOS: STOP THE BUS THEN WELL NETFLIX AND CHILL ON THE ROAD

@Luke5SOS: I don't want a car to hit me

@Michael5SOS: it was sarcasm. Dork

@Luke5SOS: oh

@gigglinxirwin: MUKE

@Ashton5SOS: DONT ENCOURAGE THEM ME AND CALUM HAVE TO BE IN THE TOUR BUS WHILE IT HAPPENS

@Calum5SOS: it makes you horny tho ash

@Ashton5SOS: no it doesn't

@Calum5SOS: tell that to you're boner

@gigglinxirwin: will you boys ever learn the difference between your and you're

@Calum5SOS: nope

@Ashton5SOS: I DONT HAVE A BONER

@gigglinxirwin: CALUM WHY DID YOU JUST TEXT ME A NUDE

@Ashton5SOS: CALUM

@Calum5SOS: kinky?

@gigglinxirwin: HAHAHAH IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOMERANG

@Calum5SOS: STOP BULLYING ME

@Ashton5SOS: STOP SENDING MY GIRLFRIEND NUDES

@Calum5SOS: it was meant for you, daddy ;)

@Ashton5SOS: NO CALUM

@Calum5SOS: YES DADDY

@Ashton5SOS: DONT CALL ME DADDY

@Calum5SOS: ITS KINDA HOT THO

@gigglinxirwin: daddy :)

@Ashton5SOS: yes babygirl

@gigglinxirwin: I just wanted to call you daddy

@Ashton5SOS: only you're daddy ;)

@gigglinxirwin: I give up

@Ashton5SOS: what

@gigglinxirwin: LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOURE THEN USE THE RIGHT ONE

@Ashton5SOS: MAKE ME

@gigglinxirwin: come see me then I will :p

@Ashton5SOS: oh and how do you plan on doing that ? ;)

@gigglinxirwin: you'll see ;)

@Calum5SOS: STOP SEXTING PLEASE

@Ashton5SOS: STOP MICHAEL AND LUKE HAVING SEX

@Calum5SOS: don't pretend it doesn't turn you on ;)

@gigglinxirwin: oh god

@Ashton5SOS: I'm not pretending

@Calum5SOS: my lie detector says your lying

@gigglinxirwin: youre*

@Ashton5SOS: your lie detector is wrong

@Calum5SOS: my lie detector is always right

@gigglinxirwin: SEND A MUKE SEX TAPE

@Calum5SOS: pervert

@Ashton5SOS: wtf Jess?

@gigglinxirwin: WHAT!? It sounds hot

@Calum5SOS: it is

@Ashton5SOS: wtf Calum

@Calum5SOS: let's have sex

@gigglinxirwin: CASHTON CASHTON CASHTON CASHTON CASHTON

@Ashton5SOS: no Calum

@Ashton5SOS: uh Jess I don't mean to disappoint you but we're kinda dating not me and Calum

@gigglinxirwin: and?

@Ashton5SOS: you're telling me to cheat

@gigglinxirwin: I don't care

@Ashton5SOS: I'm not cheating

@gigglinxirwin: but it'd be hot

@Calum5SOS: SHES INTO IT

@gigglinxirwin: CASHTON SMUT

@Ashton5SOS: you too are weird

@gigglinxirwin: two*

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If anyone ships troyler (Troye Sivan and Tyler Oakley) I've started writing a troyler fic and I'll be posting it soon