Read // Taohun

IV

Decmember 23, 2011
~ 10 pm ~ just after announcing debut

All twelve of the members are in the car, and none of them are talking to each other.

Tao: Kris, this is weird.

Kris: tell me about it! I don't like being squished in between these people + I'm pretty sure Baekhyun is reading over my shoulder right now, keep it clean.

Tao: where am I going to sleep????? What am I supposed to do??? I don't talk to them very often??? Which one is the gay one???

Kris: blonde hair, really young looking...

Tao: oh okay that's sehun right???? Gosh is he still in high school?!!

Kris: yep!

Tao: hey do you think I could push chanyeol's head off of my shoulder. He's snoring & there is drool on my new coat :((((

Kris: I don't know?????? He might get mad at you, but

Tao: uGH fine then I won't do it

Kris: why not?? You need to be more assertive. Being an idol is going to be rough for you if you don't learn how to put yourself out there and deal with things.

Tao: Shut up. I'm just scared cause you know......

Tao: what happened in training??

Kris: but did these guys ever make fun of you???

Tao: THE ONE FUCKING LEANING HIS HEAD ON ME DID

Kris: pg13 Tao!!!!!!!!! And if so then push his head off of your shoulder! Don't let people walk all over you Tao, good lord.

Tao: UGH NO!

Kris: do. It.

Tao: nope

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Baekhyun: pssssst sehun are you still awake

Sehun: I am *dramatically sighs*

Baekhyun: good

Baekhyun: you seemed down today

Baekhyun: what's wrong

Sehun: my boyfriend broke up with me

Sehun: he was texting me during the thing and when I wasn't responding he got mad and when I opened my text messages there were 20 from him & one said he was breaking up with me.

Baekhyun: what a dickbag!!!!!

Sehun: it's going to be hard to be in a relationship while being an idol and all

Baekhyun: GOD I KNOW! WE ARENT GOING TO SURVIVE

Sehun: we could do group jerk offs?????

Baekhyun: watch your mOUTH YOUNG MAN JESUS YOURE SO DIRTY

Sehun: you know you want to you ;-)

Baekhyun: you suck

Sehun: yeah I do suck...dick. Jk I just get my dick sucked.

Baekhyun: are you telling me you top???? I'm going to cry. Our little maknae is a Dom.

Sehun: you're just mad cause you're submissive & enjoy it when a girl takes you over

Baekhyun: this is true.

Sehun: that Tao guy is definitely submissive too, so don't feel like you're the only one.

Baekhyun: how can you tell????

Sehun: he's quiet, keeps to himself, hell would you look at him?? Chanyeol is drooling all over his shoulder and the kid hasn't even hesitated to push his head away. He lets people walk all over him too.

Baekhyun: oh

Baekhyun: Sehun don't get any ideas from this!!

Sehun: can't make promises, but I think I already have one in mind :-)

Baekhyun: SEHUN NOOOOOO

Sehun: I'm just kidding he's probably straighter than a board, but I'm going to make him be my friend.

Baekhyun: have fun with that *eye roll* well I'm tired, so I'm going to doze off. Tell me when we get back to the place.

Sehun: k

- after this chapter there is going to be a mixture of legit writing & texting, so bare with me please.-