The Pack One Shots

Poofless, Pizza, Peter Pan (Poofless)

HEY Y'ALL I AM YOUR WATER PRINCESS AND I AM BACK.

I'm in a one shot mood so I hope y'all like them.

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Ship: Poofless
Setting: Preston's
My Requests: leave me ideas not ships, but like one shot y'all want to see. If you want a ship with it, leave it but I may switch it.
Warning: flirting. kissing. Swearing. My typical annoying ending.

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"PRESTON. GET YOUR ADORABLE ASS OUT OF YOUR OFFICE AND HELP ME MAKE FOOD," Rob yelled. He was carrying bags of groceries.

"SHUT UP ROBERT. I AM BUSY," Preston called back.

"Nope," Rob set down the bags and walked in to the office. He flung himself down into Preston's lap.

"Rob, get off," Preston said laughing.

Rob wrapped his arms around Preston's neck. "You promised me a date night. Don't you back out now," Rob said with a pleading/threatening look.

"Oh, alright you pleb," Preston said. He encircled Rob's waist and pulled him close. "What do you want to do?"

"I got stuff to make pizza," Rob smiled. Rob kissed Preston's temple.

"Really? All this fuss for a pizza date?" Preston said stifling a giggle.

"A Poofless Pizza Date!!!" Rob whined.

"Oh alright. Come on," he lifted up Rob.

"Preston, for goodness sake put me down," Ron said with a glare.

Preston looked at him, eyes sparkling, "Why would I do that?"

"For one, you'll get hurt. For two, I'm in charge and if you carry me you may forget who your daddy is."

Preston gave a whimper and quickly set Rob down. Rob wrapped an arm around Preston's waist. "Sorry Robby," he said as he buried his face in Rob's neck.

"Come on Presto. Don't be all cute and sad," Rob grabbed Preston's hand and pulled him along, "LET'S MAKE PIZZA!!!!"

Preston laughed and allowed himself to be dragged to the kitchen. He popped up on the counter and sat there smirking at Rob. "What are we doing," he said. He pulled Rob's arm up and put it around his neck. Rob moved his other arms and held Preston.

The pair rested their forehead together. Two pairs of brown eyes poured into each other. All their love became visible to each other in the moment. Rob pulled Preston in for a soft kiss.

When they pulled apart, Preston giggled nervously, "what about that pizza Robby?"

Rob pulled away and gave an awkward little cough. "Umm yeah. Let's get on that."

He pulled cheese, premade pizza dough, and pepperoni out of a bag and on to the counter space next to Preston. "Baby, where is the homemade sauce your mom made us?"

"Second cupboard to the right and straight on till morning," Preston said with a grin.

Rob turned around and kissed his nose, "very nice, but where is it really? Are we watching that tonight?"

Preston giggled again, this time a light airy sound that filled the condo's kitchen. "Yes of course!! And it's in the bottom cupboard 3rd from the door."

Rob grabbed the sauce from the cupboard. Preston grabbed the package of cheese from the counter and pulled it open. He sprinkled some of it in his mouth.

"How about no!!" Rob said making a grab for the cheese.

Preston pulled it out of reach. "NO. I want to do the sprinkle cheese!!!!"

Rob laughed at his boyfriend, "Alright my baby lava mob."

"YEF," he yelled through a mouth of cheese.

"YOU CAN'T SPRINKLE IT IF YOU EAT IT ALL!!" Rob yelled back with a smile.

"FINE," Preston yelled, pouting as he put the cheese aside.

Both laughed so hard. "Fine. Help me make the pizza," Rob teased.

Preston slid a hand behind Rob's head and pulled him in for another kiss. When they pulled apart, Rob pulled the dough from the pack. Preston watched as he spread the dough and put the sauce on it.

"Can I sprinkle yet?!?"

"Not yet my beautiful boy," Rob kissed him.

He turned around and grabbed spices from the cupboard and put them on the pizza. Rob felt stuff fall into his hair.

He stood up and looked at a giggling Preston. "Did you really?!?"

"Nooo," Preston's said laughing out loud. He ruffled Rob's hair and little pieces of grated cheese fell out.

"PRESTON WHY!?!?" Rob yelled, eyes laughing. He ran to the sink and shook his head over it.

Preston hopped off the counter and ran his fingers through Rob's hair. He wrapped one arm around Rob's waist to hold him in place. He laughed as the cheese fell from his hair. Rob had a pouty look.

"Come on Robby. I thought you would look cute with a cheese crown, my Flower King."

"I don't look cute. I'm a very handsome man," Rob said pouting.

"I think you're adorable," Preston said. He slid in between Rob and the sink. He wrapped his arms around Rob's neck. "I love you Flower King."

"I love you too my lil' cactus." He wrapped his arms around Preston's waist. "BUT I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE DRY!!" He sprayed Preston's back with the sprayer from the sink.

"AHHHHHHH. ROB YOU JAG," Preston said ducking away and running from Rob. Rob pulled the sprayer and kept the water stream on him.

Preston skipped around the kitchen and shrieked. Both boys were laughing and the kitchen was getting soaked. When Rob stopped and turned the water off, a sopping wet Preston was on the floor dying with laughter.

Rob grabbed Preston's and pulled him up. He held the laughing boy to him. He was laughing as hard as Preston. Over Preston's shoulder he saw their pizza.

"Oh. Preston. Noooo," Rob said trying to stop laughing.

"Wh-what??" Preston turned around and looked behind him. "Noooo. The pizza!!!"

It had been ruined by the water. Preston looked like he was going to cry. "I'm sorry I ruin your date night, Robby. I was playing."

"Baby. BabyPreston. You didn't ruin it. We had fun and I'm the one that used the water. I ruined it," he kissed the trembling Texan's head. "We had more fun doing that and making mess then we would have making a pizza properly and watching Peter Pan for the billionth time."

Dark brown eyes looked up at Rob's face, "promise, Robby?"

"Promise little lava cactus. Why don't you call for pizza and I'll clean up,"

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I hope y'all like this. I liked writing this. Poofless isn't normal my thing but the vlogs of this week are to good to pass up for inspiration.

If anybodies bored you can count how many different names/nicknames the boys called each other (including their real names) and how many times Rob kissed Preston. Any kiss counts, but only the ones Rob starts. First one to get it right I'll do a specific one shot for you. What ever ship and idea you want. As long as it's not one that needs a trigger warning. If you get it I'll message you.

I AM YOUR WATER PRINCESS I AM OUT. BYYYYYEEEEEEE