The Pack One Shots

Pick Up Lines (Merome)

HEY Y'ALL. I AM YOUR WATER PRINCESS AND I AM BACK! Sorry I haven't been updating as much as possible but I have 3 major projects due before school ends. Then I have prom and graduation. BUT Y'ALL DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

And yeah. Another Merome. Vikklan is OTP but Mitch is my favorite. So deal with is.

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Setting: Mitch and Jerome in high school. The Pack is there.
Status: Boyfriends
Requests: Just enjoy them and their cute cringieness. It's get bad fast so don't hate. All opinions expressed by the douchbags are so far from mine so yeah. Don't hate me.

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Jerome scanned the lunch room. He didn't see his happy little Canadian there, so he quickly bounded outside to the court yard. He saw Mitch sitting on a bench. He walked over to him. "Are you a quark because you sure are charming."

Mitch looked up at his grinning boyfriend, "Physics was that bad?" When Jerome got particularly bored in a class he would think up terrible pick up lines.

"Yeah. I hate Mrs. Kole. I have a couple more," Jerome said with puppy dog eyes.

"Alright. Off you go," Mitch said closing his math book.

"Are you a gluon, cause I sure am stuck to you," Jerome said throwing his arms around Mitch.

Mitch laughed and nestled himself into Jerome. "Biggums, try these on Vikk or a guy who actually takes Physics."

"Naw G. The only guy I want to pick up is you," Jerome said looking at Mitch, smiling.

"Awwwww," Mitch said kissing Jerome on the cheek. "See, where your physics ones didn't work, your cute one did."

"So that's a yes? Jerome said pulling Mitch in closer to him.

"What ever it is so long as it's not marriage, yes."

"So you will be my date to Homecoming?" Jerome said turning pink.

Mitch let out a girly squeal. "Yes Biggums! Of course."

Jerome pulled Mitch in for a real kiss, when a group of cheerleaders walked by. "Jaayyy-roommmeee," the tall brunette said, "I'm the head cheerleader. You're supposed to ask meeeeee."

Jerome was the quarterback of the football team and tradition did state that they would go together but Jerome wasn't traditional. "I'm sorry Caitlin, but as you can see I already have a date."

"Ewwwwww. Why him? He's a boy and stupid. You're just going through a phase. Let me fix you," she said. Two cheerleaders pulled Mitch away from Jerome. "Let us fix you," she said as the rest circled around him.

Mitch looked around in fear. Jerome normally was the one to save him and now Jerome was in trouble. The girls let go of him. "MITCH GO." Jerome yelled, Mitch took of running.

He ran straight to the lunch room and to the Packs lunch table. Rob and Lachlan saw him come in and immediately stood up. "Mitch!" Vikk said in shock.

"Where," Rob said his eyes hard.

Preston stood next to him and wrapped a hand around his arm. "Robby?"

"Court yard. Cheer leaders," Mitch gasped out.

Vikk handed Mitch his water. "Babe what's going on?" he asked Lachlan.

Lachlan ruffles his short boyfriends hair, "Nothing Rob and I can't deal with. Just stay here and help Mitch calm down."

Vikk looked like he was going to disagree, but he looked at Mitch. Mitch was about to cry. "Alright."

"Robby..."

"Hush baby. Lachy and I have to get Jerome. Stay here and don't let Mitch follow." Rob cupped Preston's face, "Got it?" Preston nodded. Normally nobody was this serious. Rob have Preston a quick peck on the lips and said "Lachlan, lets go."

The two ran out to the court yard. Vikk and Preston sat down with Mitch. "I should have stayed," Mitch said, his face buried in his arms.

"No Mitch, you did the right thing. Rob and Lachy got this," Preston said as he pulled Mitch to him and hugged him.

Vikk rubbed Mitch's back, "I'm guessing they jumped you two and the only reason you moved is because Jerome said to go."

Mitch let out a strangled sob from Preston's chest. Vikk continued, "you couldn't do anything thing and Jerome knew that. He knew you'd come to us and Robby and Lachy would go. Why we aren't allowed to go I will never understand."

They say there for a couple minutes. Mitch was just crying when a bunch of hockey players walked up, "look it's the football bitches." Both Rob and Lachlan were on the football time.

Mitch looked up and wiped his tears. "What do you guys want," Mitch said trying to be tough.

The three of them stood up. It was quite comical looking. Mitch was in the middle with Vikk and Preston on either side. Vikk's chin came to the chest of the Hockey player he was glaring at. "Ooooo. I'm so scared of the 3 little gays," he said shoving Vikk.

Vikk stumbled back and fell into someone."I'm so sorry," he said trying to break free of the strong arms holding him up.

"I thought you already fell for me, Little Star," said his savior.

Vikk turned and saw that it was Lachlan holding him up. He smiled and wrapped his arms around Lachlan's middle and buried his face in Lachlan's side.

Rob walked behind Preston and wrapped his arms around him, "you have a problem here?" He asked.

Preston didn't turn around but he pressed his back into Rob, grateful that he was back.

Jerome didn't hold Mitch. He stood a couple feet behind him.

"Yeah. We have a problem with you guys turning home coming into homo coming," said the ring leader.

Mitch walked up and poked him in the chest, "You know what you're problem is? You can't stand that people like us. You hate the fact that no matter have weird we are, we will ALWAYS have more friends then you. You will forever be the puckheads because you cannot accept people and their differences. You need to grow up and deal with your stupidity."

The group of boys looked shocked at Mitch. Here was this small boy and he was yelling at them. "He kinda makes sense," said a voice in the back. There were various "yeahs" through out the crowed.

"No he doesn't. That's his magic gay dust. Let pummel him," said the ringleader.

Jerome reached forward to pull Mitch back, but stopped, "No way," said the voice in the back. "I'm out. Let's go." The whole crew walked away leaving their ring leader at a loss.

Jerome grabbed Mitch and pulled him into his chest. "I am so proud of you," he said into Mitch's hair.

"Do I have magic gay dust?" Mitch said into Jerome's chest.

Jerome laughed, "What?!?!"

"Magic gay dust like that guy said," Mitch said, a smile curling around his lips.

"Maybe. I don't know," Jerome said.
He kissed Mitch on the forehead.

"Could you not. You're cute enough to make me sick," Lachlan said.

"Oh shut up Lachy. You wish you had magic gay dust," Preston said.

"Who wants to skip the rest of the day," Vikk said.

They all looked at him in shock. Vikk was the goody goody. He never let them skip.

"If Vikk says we should them we don't have a choice, it must be the smart thing," Rob said. They all laugh and ran out of the school.

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Geez that's a long one. Hope y'all like it. I did this instead of my maths.

I won't be able to update very often but when I can I will. Sorry again for that.

I AM YOUR WATER PRINCESS AND I AM OUT. BYYYEEEEEEE