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Lando: There is something i need help with

George: is that something about your face?

Daniel: your personality?

Carlos: your hair?

Charles: your fashion sense?

Max: U?

Lando: the hell! Whats wrong with my face?

George: hm.. how do i say that.. its not.. giving..

Daniel: your face is not facing anymore, mate.. maybe its time for some Kris Jenner face lift

Carlos: facts.

Max: u ugly

Charles: and u dress bad!

Lando: My face is not facing.. and giving.. what's that even supposed to mean?!

Daniel: his face card is declined and he is intellectually challenged..

George: a tragedy..

Lando: for the record, there is nothing wrong with my face! Nothing at all!

Carlos: so u got no objections about the intellectually challenged part?

Daniel: are u surprised?

Lando: U can say many things about me, but not that my face isn't facing or giving!

George: sure

Daniel: if u say so

Carlos: ok..

Max: u ugly as f*ck

Charles: we should go shopping together Lando. If u had better fashion than ppl wouldn't be to focused on your face...

Lando: there is nothing wrong with my face!!!!!

Oscar: don't listen to them. They are just teasing u.

Lando: I'm handsome right? Right? U love my face right? My face is giving right? Is my face facing u Oscah? Please.

Oscar: U are very handsome. And i love your face

Lando: I love u

Daniel: is this the moment we lie to save his fragile little heart from breaking?

Carlos: seems like it.

George: damn... ok.. Your face in some angles and in right light isn't as ugly as usually

Lando: really?🥲

Daniel: yea

Carlos: yea

Max: No

Oscar: what do u need help with?

Lando: right!

Lando: guys i f*cked up!

Carlos: surprising

Daniel: never seen that coming

George: that must be a first..

Charles: what did u do?

Lando: I accidentally drove a golf card into the paddock hospitality tent..

Max: again?

Daniel: f*ck!

George: Oh no!

Charles: oh mon dieu

Lando: NO!  That was with a Motorroller! It's a whole different scenario!

Oscar: are u alright? Did someone got hurt?

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 16, 2025 ⏰

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