"So..." Aspyn awkwardly said. She didn't know what to say or do? She wanted to make small talk and get along with that braggy spoiled witch, Samantha!
"OH EM GEE!" Samantha squealed.
"What?" Aspyn asked.
"They just announced that One direction are coming to our city! Eeee! My daddy will totally buy me tickets and I now I can give Niall, my soulmate all the love letters I wrote!" She burst out. (I don't know if one direction are even on tour cause I'm not a fan but let's imagine..) Okay this girl isn't creepy at all...Aspyn thought.
"Um, don't you think that's kind of creepy to give him love letters? I mean, no offense." Aspyn tried to say it as nicely as she could.
"Ugh! Like your one to talk! You probably have never even had your first kiss yet." She scoffed.
She felt taken aback. Oo that bitch is gonna get it! "For you information, I have a boyfriend! Unlike you, who spends her time writing love letters to a super famous dude who doesn't know she exits!" She yells. I know what I said was wrong, but she deserved it! Why am I wasting my time trying to be nice to her? She obviously doesn't deserve it. Therefore, I regret nothing!
Aspyn thought."Shut up! Your just jealous of me because my dad gets me everything I want. And your dad doesn't get you anything because your whole entire family is poor!" She fights back. Seriously? She's such a baby! This is why you shouldn't spoil your kids this much! How could she say that when my family is her family!
"By saying that, your actually insulting your own family!" Aspyn fires.
"Poor! Poor! Poor!" She blocks her ears and starts singing. Arghhhh!
"Your such a baby, why am I spending my time arguing with you?" Aspyn simply stood up and walked away.
"Take that you bitch!" Aspyn hears her scream as she feels pain ooze through her. She turn around to see a picture frame on the floor! That girl is a nutjob! She freaking through a picture frame at me!
"Oh that's it!" Aspyn yells as she grabs the picture frame and throws it back at her but Samantha dodges.
"Haha! Missed me!" Samantha laughed before getting hit in the face with a pillow.
"Oh, really?" Aspyn smirked. Oh it was time to teach this girl a lesson!
She threw another pillow but Aspyn blocked it with the pillow she was holding in her hand. She threw the pillow at her cousin, causing it to hit Samantha in the eye, making one of her ugly false lashes fall to the ground.
"My lashes!" She cried. She picked them up and glared at Aspyn viciously.
"Your so jealous of how pretty I am that you knock off one of my lashes!" She yells.
"Oh shut it, unicorns are more real than you." Aspun insults.
"Oh yeah, well, a dog smells better than you!" Samantha fires back with the worst comeback ever.
"Actually, dogs are sometimes really well groomed and can smell really nice. So I'll take that as a compliment." Aspyn says, a evil smile showing on her lips.
"Whatever, just get out of my room!" Samantha screams.
"Thank you! I never wanted to be in your death zone that's splattered with pictures of ugly guys!" Aspyn spit out. That was a pretty lame comeback, but whatever. She thought as she walked out of the room.
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"Hey Robby! Give it back!" Susie screamed as she rushed through the halls after her cousin.
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FAMILY / duncney
FanficThe former reality TV stars Courtney and Duncan Evans now have kids. Two 14 year olds named Alex and Aspyn And a 6 year old named Susie See what it's like to live in the Evans household...