Ha! Take that Diddy Kong!

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I woke to loud knocking at my door and my brother shouting through the keyhole.
"Charlie, do you want syrup on ypur pancakes?"
"Dan, do you even need to ask?" I said as I kicked the door.
"Nope," he said laughing "I just wanted to wake you up."
"Well thanks for that!" I said, chuckling myself.
I pulles on some black skinny jeans, a plain black tee and threw pickachu hoodie over the top. (Yes I'm a Pokémon fan and proud) I ran into the kitchen where my pancakes awaited me. Phil, my brothers best friend sat opposite me, staring intently at his pile of pancakes.
"Phil, you okay there?"
"Huh?" He said suddenly snapping out of his daydream. "I'm planning my strategy for kicking Dan's ass at Mario Kart later, will you be joining us?" He waggled his eyebrows at me in challenge.
"Sure, it will be fun... fun kicking YOUR ass!" I replied, waggling my eyebrows back at him.
"Who's kicking who's ass?" Dan said as he entered, his words slightly muffles due to the fact he'd stuffed a pancake in his mouth halfway through his sentence.
"I'm kicking both of yours"
"In your dreams kid sister, I am the Mario Kart King!" Dan then jumped up on the table and started 'dancing' if you could call it that. This caused Phil to burst into uncontrolable laughter and soon Dan was off too. I looked at the two of them. Honestly, I'm the youngest of all of us and yet I act the most mature. Although, it wasn't long before I was off aswell. The wierdos I lived with had very infectious laughing fits.

When we'd all finally calmed down enough to be able to open our mouths without laughing again, we sat down in front of the TV and began our races. Around halfway through our 5th race, Dan was in 1st, I was in 2nd and Phil was in 6th. I'd just turned a corner when I was hit from behind with a green shell.
"Haha, feel the wrath of my trusty turtle cannon!"
"Damn you Phil!" I said as he wizzed past me.
"Shut it you two, your ruining the atomosphere of my leisurely cruise (Dan always said this when he was winning) and Phil, what the hell is a turtle cannon?"
I passed through an item box and got a Piranha Plant, exactly what I wanted. I drove up behind Phil before etting it loose. I sped past him "Haha! Take that Diddy Kong!" We were so close te end of the race, I was in 2nd, behind Dan and Phil was in 6th again. We were a few mario meteres ( not a thing, just made it up sorry) from the finish line when Dan got hit by a blue shell, this was my chance. I sped past him and crossed the line.
"Take that Mario Kart KIng! Take that Diddy Kong! Bow down to me!" I got up and started running around the room while they both sat face palming repeatedly. When I finally sat down me and Dan looked at each oher.
"3,2,1"
"All or nothing!" Phil shouted.
"Oh for god's sake Phil, just face it, you suck at Mario Kart." Dan said laughing aready.
"But, pleeeaaaassseee" Phil said, fake pouting. My brother could never say no to Phil.
"Alright then, but prepare to get wrecked, after all, if I had a top 5 skills in life, WRECKING PEOPLE at Mario Kart would defintley be one of them. As they set up the next game I smiled and rolled my eyes and my two favourite people.

Oh and incase you haven't worked it out. My brother is Dan Howell AKA danisnotonfire and I live with him ad his best friend Phil AKA AmazingPhi.

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